Prince wrote the song...

“Where are you from?”

I used to live in Albuquerque, and the cops there were notorious for driving roughly 5mph below the highway speed limit (this was city cops, not troopers on rural interstate) so they could watch a whole pack of idiots pile up behind them and refuse to pass. There was only one time that I was able to sneak my way past…

But, I thought if I bought The Ultimate Driving Machine, or a car that was Engineered to Move the Human Spirit, and if I was paying an extra 20-30k for the privilege, that meant I was buying a “better” car!

“Some things here, don’t react too well to bullitch.”

Only if you become a Dental Floss Tycoon.

This is the reality of the “American Dream”. Anyone who thinks that voting for Hillary Clinton will change any of this is delusional, at best; unconscionably stupid, at worst.

i figured that they were just better at shutting off the lights when they leave the room....

“it’s one of the dimmest galaxies”

Don’t let johnseavey know you wrote this. He’ll go on, and on, and on, and ON, about what an asshole you are and how he’s a “writer”, and some other nonsensical bullshit that eventually just sounds like a low buzzing sound after five or six days. The good news, though, is you can fuck with him all day long and he’ll…

Put...that coffee...DOWN! Coffee is for Carriers, only.

Fucking Kinja. It wouldn’t save my image, and then wouldn’t allow me to immediately edit. This is what was supposed to be in the OP.

It’s not a myth—it’s a mythter.

Hold on, dumbass. You equate the word “thug” as a stand in for the n-word, so you get butthurt that these people are called thugs. But...none of these guys look black to me. They look like thugs. Go back to your safe space. I’m sure this paragraph was a trigger for you, and for that, I apologize.

Dude, there is NOTHING racist about Thug. During some of the race protests people rightly called some of the people thugs, because they were. Then others tried to negate that by saying “thug” was code for the N-word. No. Thug is code for “violent asshole”. They come in all races.

How is it used these days? Guys riding in a pack mentality, trying to act tough, are thugs.

I hawk into holes all the time. You don’t see me holding a press conference every time my loogie has nothing but net.

Oh, for certain, people do have a predisposition to one addiction or another—statistically, 10% of the population. The primary predictor, which has been shown through several thousand studies over the years, is family history (genetics). It’s not the only predictor, but it is far and away more common in someone with…

So, if you spend some time around people in recovery, you’ll never find a consistent personality profile. Some of us are super intense, Type A, over-achievers, constantly striving to be Number One. Some of us are major isolators, who would rather avoid all human contact and couldn’t possibly care less about being…

Yeah, this is the sort of phrase that gets so engrained into the common language that eventually people don’t realize that it has no basis in fact. Unfortunately, there probably isn’t any way to erase this phrase from common usage, so I simply make sure I don’t use it at all, and hope for the best.