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Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole
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No, the “get the fuck off of me” is enough. That’s a red card in soccer, even for the language.

How about we question how grown up that douchebag players’ attitude was. You do not start taking shots at uninvolved parties, especially refs, simply because they are trying to stop a potential fight. Should get a temp ban from a few games. Yeah the ref shouldn’t have been that forceful, but if you can’t hold your

Really? You're doubling down on that shit?

He did throw a shot at another player’s face (Why that really matters when these guys wear helmets is beyond me) which is typically a “we fightin’” move. I don’t think what the ref did was egregious in any way.

Tony Romo was also hurt during the play.

Yeah! Everyone knows it’s Missouri you say that about!

That he spent $50k on his fucking office was enough for me. Fuck this guy. I am not a big earner and that kind of cash is almost double what I make in a year... on his fucking office. Again, fuck this guy.

It looks like he just found out his bill to allow Purging passed.

You sound like a reasonable, well-adjusted and mature individual. GET LOST, FREAK- WE DON’T WANT YOUR KIND HERE. Only fiery, angry sports-takes permitted in this here comment section.

I don’t think that was meant for me but it’s some good solid hate... I’ll allow it.

SOMEBODY CHECK ON DREW GET THERE NOW!!!!

hahahahaha, too soon? no sir!

You know what team sucks even more than the Packers right now? The VIKINGS, because they don’t have a QB!!!!

Because professional athletes who wind up in prison for committing felonies didn’t just start getting special treatment for their shitty behavior in the pros—it starts in high school, and in some cases middle school. I don’t think he needs to be on the sex offender registry unless he commits another sexual assault,

I was born with extremely tight calves—to the point where I couldn’t actually stand flat-footed for most of my early childhood. My heels would hover about 1 to 2 inches off the floor. Parents took me to a doctor, and he told me to do exactly what is described above. I still do this exercise and would recommend it to

Sorry to hijack, but the main Gawker domain appears to be totally quiet and I’m not sure if they just gave everyone the weekend off. Does anyone know of commenting communities that are anywhere near as good as this one? Most of what I’m finding in the wilderness is a bunch of uninformed jackassery—as in, much, much

None had the last name of Clinton.

Certainly true. However, can we please stop with the already disproven idea that weed is harmless:

Fuck Bill Maher anyway. This is a guy who keeps insisting that his credibility is tied to the fact that he’s “politically incorrect” and “tells it like it is” no matter who the inconvenient truth is about. Except, when he had Bernie on again, he conveniently avoided any mention of the DNC emails which showed they were