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Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole
gunnersmatefirstclassphillipasshole

I would disagree. Lived there for almost 10 years and got 2 “reckless driving” tickets (automatic 25 mph over limit - 76 in 55). Straight and clear roads. Yes I was a squid but drove a 76 Maibu in the late 80's....not exactly a hoon. In general VA Cops and the driving laws are in fact DRACONIAN.

I agree. I don’t like people who treat service staff badly, or who bring pointless nuisance lawsuits, but she had a signed contract for these things so I don’t understand why the hotel would think she shouldn’t get them.

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Obi-Wan didn’t need his ESPN app to know something horrible just happened.

You’d have been mauled before you finished the word “helium.” By us, not the bears.

Well, bears, helium is the second lightest element (as well as the second most abundant element in the universe). An enclosed container filled entirely with helium (a “balloon”) will be less dense than Earth’s atmosphere, where the concentration of helium by volume is only 5.2 parts per million. Thus, the balloon with

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Not at all. You should feel guilty for being an asshole.

USS America should’ve painted the pigs with numbers 1, 2, and 4. Leave the Kennedy crew looking for pig 3.

Biggest problem with the confusion between sadness and depression: depression, statistically, affects between 5-8% of the population, but the conservative estimates suggest that upwards of 50% of people in this country are looped up on antidepressants. People who need it for their clinical problem should have it.

two of the smartest Stormtroopers other than Finn.

I believe the toys for those guys are called Nopetroopers.

My favorite Stormtroopers were the two who turned around to avoid Ren’s emo tantrum.

What if a spaceman visited the Cunningham family and met Fonzie, the show’s popular “greaser” character? When Marshall brought his son’s idea to the Happy Days writers’ room, everybody was sure they had an epic disaster on their hands.

The range in temperature where snow can form is wide. Unless your comment is sarcasm, in which case carry on!

I actually had someone tell me that while discussing climate change. I think even some members of Congress have repeated it.

I wonder how long before Whole Foods puts these on sale as ‘Artisinal bamboo skewer water’?

Reminds me of the behind closed ovens where the English girl didn’t realize cheeseburgers had meat lolol

Not a successful one if you eat these vegetarian dogs tho :/

I’m sure you’ve figured out something the scientists missed. Much like Sarah Palen being able to see Russia from her porch.