It is cork covered by leather, basically a baseball. This dude’s dick and balls are decimated.

I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

Of course he could’ve, he’s not blind.  

Festus is the guy in the group project that assigns each person their role but can’t make any of the other meetings because he’s too busy.

being lectured by someone who wasn’t even playing wasn’t received favorably.

Viper Scheele is the coolest fucking name in the world.

The Stanwick family, considered “one of the first families of lacrosse,”

“No, no, now Lou, nobody called anyone a J.T.”

I’m pretty sure the 10th division is just a bunch of guys who like to cosplay that they’re professional soccer players between working their shifts at Sainsbury’s.

Late entry to the ‘What Bad Thing Did You Do as a Kid?’ contest, but I’ll allow it.

10th division?

I thought the whole point of Brexit is that you could say this stuff now

There are many things you could read into the crowd’s decision to cheer for Hayward

I don’t know man, that’s a pretty literate reference. I think JaVale wins that round handily.

A wild Chip Kelly appears!

I don’t remember why, but in the third grade, I dared the class goofball to pull his pants all the way down at the urinal. He did, and took a nice long piss with his ass cheeks on full display.

ahhhh this is really bad but as elementary school kids in the early 90s we didn’t have the anti-bullying ethos of today to know better... there was this one kid in our class with cerebral palsy and we used to tell him that so-and-so wanted a hug so he would walk over to whoever the target was and attack them during…

I graffiti’d my own carport. I denied doing it. The problem? The graffiti was my name.

Conservatives have this idea that tolerance means you have to put up with everything or you’re a hypocrite.