Eli, sadly, was not invited

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Favorite graffiti from the USC days:

Usually unwise to pick up so many discarded Trojans.

Is it just me or is the referee overly amused by this turn of events? He appears to be laughing throughout his touchdown call.

On the sideline, Ben Roethlisberger looked up, suddenly overcome with a strong sense of déjà vu.

There couldn’t have been a more appropriate finale to the year. Fuck this shit.

If you try to hit Tim Tebow on his blindside, you better be ready for God to be blocking.

Virginia Tech hasn’t had a shooting percentage that good since April 16, 2007.

No silly: Jenn Sterger is not Native American.

Don’t let facts get in the way of their virtue signaling!

Never send a human and a horse to do the job of a monkey and dog.

So, exactly how many feet did Samuelson break in the Final Four last year?

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

3rd and Cucked: Wade Phillips on Marriage

I haven’t seen a pissing contest involving somebody with a prosthetic leg this hotly contested since Paul McCartney’s divorce.

Man, Waldo is getting really fucking lazy these days.

Another good part of this video is at 0:25 when the guy in the Hurricanes polo says “I gotta pee” and takes the Mountaineers fan’s spot.

There was confusion when the Miami fan kept screaming “U is first.”

“Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s — oh, uh, sorry.”