I love Jimmy Butler. He seems so nice. We should hang out more.

Koby Clemens? Is that you?

“Not bad.”

Unfortunately she was later found to have an almost unprecedented level of juice in her system.

The NBA will probably fine him for criticising the criticism of the refs.

siiiiigh. Silver’s analysis showed Trump as more competitive than literally any other pundit not actively working for Mr. Trump. He was wrong, but he was a hell of a lot less wrong than basically everybody else.

Huh, I thought they called him Mr. Mean because he was average.

I just want boogie to be happy, and to succeed on the Celtics

I can’t blame Nelson for wanting to stay on one side. You saw what happened to the last Viking who was fond of the switch.

It took me awhile to figure it out, but I’m now positive Kevin Harlan is channelling Robert McKimson. His playcalling with an idiot on the field closely resembles this announcer when Bugs Bunny does his own Idiot On The Field.

Fat man in red spreads cheer on this xmas day

One man’s taunting is another man’s lubricating the cataracts.

Then he proceeded to steal Klay Thompson’s soul.

Man fuck Roger Goodell and the No Fun League.

I’m not sure how desperate I’d have to be to talk to a woman about the Browns.

“A man” is setting yours sights pretty high, Emma. Have you considered a “journeyman?”

The structure of professional leagues just make no sense

$70,000 per day is roughly $25 million per year. Plenty of American athletes have had contracts that large.

this needs so many more stars

“Jeb forward...Jeb backward...Jeb this way...Jeb that way...”