Before people argue otherwise, I present white people apologizing for other white people behaving badly.

Man, I wonder how good he might be on, say, the Celtics.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Haven’t seen someone spend this much time running around Philadelphia with inevitable disappointment on the horizon since Hillary Clinton.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

Actually it doesn’t sound like that bad of an idea to me. And after people go to a game, they can stop at Ice Town on the way home.

Man imagine the cornfed blue collar football guys they will attract. No glory boys, just good players from good families who will really become students of the game. I say go for it.

I kept waiting for him to destroy that catcher with a 90+ mile per hour fastball. Consider yourself lucky, kid.

You’d also have to convince Congress — it’s part of the NFL’s antitrust exemption that the NFL can’t play on Fridays during high school football season nor on Saturdays during college football season.

There’s only one thing that could topple this tower of a team.

He got concussed while scrambling for a 3-9 team, that was down 24-3, on a play that didn’t even count.

“Can you hear me now?”

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

I am Dan goddamned Majerle. I am a 6'6", 225 pound tanned, anthropomorphic bicep muscle.

“Me and Tom are on the same page,” Hogan said. 

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WMU coach Steve Hawkins went on to say he was disappointed to be losing a player who was clearly one of his best shooters.

I know multiple people who have played with Poulter in various pro-ams over the years, all of whom have said that he was the worst. Not at golf, he was good at the golf.

15 years ago this is a good football play, can’t even try to kill people on the field anymore SMDH