Throwing on the one yard line instead of running it for starters

Army is kind of a joke, we know. I’m a 2010 grad who was a plebe at west point in 2006. This is my 10 year anniversary watching A/N as a cadet/officer. As Army ran out the clock, I started thinking of classmates I had that were killed in the past six years and I completely lost it. Started bawling. I hate hyperbole…

Did anyone else notice when Verne Lundquist asked him why he came down for the game Trump replied “Today?”

To be fair, this is a man who knows a few things about sub-par football.

Good to see our Army finally find an exit strategy after a 14 year straight years of losing. #MissionAccomplished

This is a very strange and not super healthy way to think about relationships.

I mean, I agree that if you are having screaming fights on a regular basis, yeah, you probably want to find a way out, but sometimes couples argue, it doesn’t make them unhappy. Source: Been happily married for 10 years. Sometimes we argue.

He actually said “Duck stew fondue - Trucking niche” mocking the hallowed Edmonton area tradition of a truckers stopping by a fancy restaurant for that meal after a successful run. Also used by Canadians as an insult to mothers implying truckers stop by their mom’s house after every run for sex.

Has Kevin Harlan always been this good and I never realized it? Or has he gotten a little funnier lately. I love hearing that guy call a game.

You know what they say, where there’s smoke there’s fire Jose Mourinho.

I dunno, this kind of makes me like Jeff George more than I did.

Go on...

How do we know that Stevie Wonder didn’t call OBJ and tell him that he saw all the terrible calls that were being made. Maybe this wasn’t a joke, but a name drop.

Talk to your meteorologist if your storm lasts longer than 4 hours.

Well sure, it’s only producing about three inches of snow now, but give it some time and it’ll reach it’s expected output of eight inches.

That’s at least tepid. “Aside from his monster 2015....” Right. If you ignore the 10 WAR season he put up when he was 22 years old, then he’s pretty average.

I can attach a pic, but I kinda like the mysterious nature of these posts.

As the descendant of a renowned beltier and sockier, I am insulted by the suggestion that one cannot become a phenomenon or be said to be phenomenal in those lines of work

Those idiots think they’re his teammate.

The punishment is fair, if you ask me. I wore a similar outfit recently, and got told to “please stop vaping,” and “remain at least 500 yards away from the elementary school.”