Kinda like how JaVale McGee is on the Philippines national team! Except, you know, without the success

Top two stories on Deadspin right now: “Giant garbage fire is out of control in Rio” and “Giant rainstorm is out of control in Rio”. Wouldn’t the one maybe cancel out the other?

Your answers to questions/comments usually get a bunch of stars, which makes sense. But do you ever worry about doing some shit that just isn’t funny/good and gets no stars? That silence must be deafening. Or do you say fuck it and convince yourself that you don’t need our approval?

Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwin are the real GOATs here

God damn it. He was looking really good this preseason too

Hang on... What 14 yearold dude married a 24 yearold woman? What a legend

you play too much Wii baseball

While the on-field audio in the clip above isn’t crystal clear

Still not the best NBA travel/singing video ever. Something tells me Boogie prefers this one too.

“Indeed, for Williams to have distributed all his hits so they did nobody else any good would constitute a feat of placement unparalleled in the annals of selfishness.” - John Updike on Ted Williams, but it applies here too

I was hoping the pitch was gonna kill a bat :(

The Chicago White Sox bring us the greatest clubhouse scandals. I, for one, look forward to September, when it comes out that Kenny Williams has been sneaking to the locker room and taking dumps in the shoes of the players he doesn’t like during games.

Pogba: *Raises hands to block shot*

He was injured. Injured bad.

there are few things in this world better than an entire gym freaking out after a huge dunk

9/11. I was six and my mom pulled me out of school. Apparently when she told me, I kept saying “on purpose, mommy? They did it on purpose?”

This problem isn’t unique to Cal. High level D1 football is basically professional football, and high level academics are damn near a full time job. You can have one or the other, but not both.

I remember going to hear Arian Foster speak about the state of college football, and he said he got to Tennessee and wanted…

Phase 1: Get really drunk at your buddy’s wedding

I... agree with Stephen A. Smith...? I am going to... root for LeBron James now? Fuck you, Kevin Durant. You did this to me.

And then he almost gave it back by diving when in possession on his own 18 and the ref didn’t call it