Hey Chris, where do you think Mike Conley will sign?

Maybe now Juventus won’t poach him. Blessing in disguise. This year’s the year! Blind faith!

hey Deadspin, please explain to me how you get good in the NBA. Free agency? When every single team has $40+ mil of cap space to throw at the 8 dudes who deserve all of it and 50 more who don’t?

So what’s your plan as an NBA GM then? Dick around and throw money at some free agents? In an NBA where literally every team has cap space? What if you can’t sign LeBron Fucking James? Then what?

please please please can we have a show where it’s just NFL punt returners running onto baseball fields and trying to stay up the longest? I would watch the hell out of that

Granted, taking Switzerland/Poland into account, we’re probably at about average game quality for the day as a whole

The best offensive highlight of the Braves’ season

Gareth Bale was the best player on the field in the Champions League Final. He’s pretty good fam

“Why is the commentator so reserved?” - Ray Hudson

While this does excite me, Keylor Navas would have possibly saved the first, probably saved the second, and definitely saved the third.

Mailer’s recounting of the Rumble in The Jungle is really good

Honestly, I like this because this is the perfect year for Arsenal to steal a title.

Kyrie ranked 83rd out of 85 qualifying point guards in Defensive RPM this season and can’t guard anyone in the NBA. Delly ain’t the problem.

Can we start calling an NBA game nutshot a “Draymond”? As in, Matthew Dellavedova Draymonds Andre Iguodala [In The Dick and Balls]”, though I suppose the last part would be implied as all Draymonding necessitates a dick and balls

2012 NBA Finals. Thunder beat Heat. You forgot the Thunder already made a Finals, didn’t you?

too soon, but I’ll allow it

If Neymar was in the Little League World Series he’d be one of the smaller ones

where’s his hat

you can only fall so far when you got Sale and Quintana pitching 40% of your games

Nihar is my favorite. Unashamed to say I watched the end of this instead of the third quarter of the Warriors/Thunder