There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

So what they are saying is that if you can fill it up without using a hydrant... game on.

You do realize you are critiquing the technique of a bunt in a parody video??

This goal was pretty cool too

Just wish Michael had turned on his brother mid-interview, made mention of his conspicuous lack of rings, and say that’s why Mom named you Martellus and not Marshowus

I bet that cat hasn’t seen its dick in years.

-Vice President of Ultimate Frisbee

Rolando McClain, Who Is Not High: Okay, Maybe I’m A Little Buzzed

The story of Dion being my “favorite” NBA “player” in two tweets:

I totally understand where the Thunder are coming from on this one. The longer they keep me waiting, the less money I give waiters.

Petulant, self-important, and full of demands?