“Boat neck”? What the hell is a “boat neck?”

Yep, that’s how you deal with stupid. You mock it.

Nah. Baseball was the sport for old folks back when I was a kid, too. Turns out, I like baseball a lot more in my 30s and 40s than I did in my 20s. I used to be die-hard football/basketball. Now, I rarely watch either but I’m completely into baseball. I suspect a lot of baseball fans are like me.

Part of the reason Cooley is “worst” is because they take people who score low on standardized tests (LSAT) and low college GPA. It might be b/c the students are stupid but it also might be that they come from a very diverse population and that many of their students have far different backgrounds than those at most…

Man, I’m good at avoiding the NFL. I didn’t know the draft was tonight.

Cops suck.

Yeah, the gun nuts are crazy. I’m glad a kid is able to do this to them.

No, he had to slide or he’d get hit with the throw. Profar didn’t move out of the baseline. That wasn’t even remotely a dirty slide. Hell, the guy pulled up and didn’t even slide into the bag.

Well Brian Davis handled the suspension well and it seems like the team did the right thing. I’m sure the internet will react calmly to this.

Honestly, isn’t Pope Francis the closest thing we have to a world wide leader with moral authority? Merkel is having tons of problems in Germany and fighting off the same Russian bots shit. Trudeau is from Canada so that doesn’t count.

Well, are we supposed to move if we’re no longer in a blue state? Don’t we want our country to be connected so you don’t have to drive through the other half? If so, then I think the GOP would try to build up from Texas, going north to MN to get the good farmland and Chicago and east to Florida and trying to screw the…

No way he finishes the season, right?

Baseball is just better with Ron Gardenhire a part of it.

He’s good enough to get the Vikings to the Super Bowl.

These are not old songs. Damn youngsters.

Mummy and Inkheart

It did! We married the same woman!

My wife was actually getting angry at me about this last night. I was all “they’re fucking.” And she was all “Who cares, watch the program. It’s not always about sex.” And I was like, “she literally sat on his face.”

The opposite of last year. If the Eagles are crushing NE early, we’ll just keep hearing about how NE came back and get highlights of that. But if the Pats blow a 30 point lead? Sweet.

The movie’s overseas rights were sold based on being a Wahlberg movie. The studio couldn’t get rid of him. He sucks as an actor but people - esp in foreign markets - see his movies. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/all-money-world-triggers-wage-gap-debate-1074207