Unfortunately, this will only be the second most devastating withdrawal from Paris today.

I think the ‘Stros, during their drain-the-stadium years, had one five-run comeback in about a decade, and have had 4 this year. They were something like 0-643 when down 6 in the 8th inning.

So was Tiger Woods, but for totally different reasons

I was driving and stopped to get gas, saw the notification on my phone that the Astros were losing 7-2. I checked again at a red light and saw that they were winning 16-8. I was thoroughly confused. 

It’s great that the Astros’ tanking is paying off. It was really hard to watch my favorite team shit the bed for so many years.

The catcher pointed 1 finger down and toward the batter, and the pitcher mistakenly thought it was the sign to give up 11 runs. It happens.

You don’t need to because Big Baller Brand isn’t for women.

I’ve always felt this image summarizes the whole family dynamic perfectly.

Panthers fan here. There was concern last year, coming off his ACL injury, that his weight had ballooned. Early on in the season, there were reports of Panthers FO and coaching staff people grumbling about his “conditioning”.

I’m here for the fat drama and I won’t apologize for it.

The joke is that there was news this morning that McGregor “agreed to terms with Dana White” on said fight and was reported by places like ESPN in a tone that suggested this was a major step in the fight happening, when in reality McGregor is already under contract with White and his having to agree to however many…

It looks like they got him to sign it though.

For Mayweather’s sake, I don’t know why you even bothered to write anything down.

The signing of such a high-profile contract is bound to have its detractors, but I am not one of them. Congrats to the whole Deadspin staff on this momentous occassion!

Curt Schilling has reported that he hasn’t seen any actual evidence of homophobia, but for the life of him cannot understand seeing so many snowflakes in late May.

They’re the kind of people who say “Kaepernick doesn’t have a job because he’s a distraction” and lap up NFL owners’ comments about how today’s players are selfish and greedy.

I honestly have no idea how this radio show last so long. Between their awful teases for segments that never went anywhere, and the bland milquetoast personality of Greenie ugh.

I know that there are people who listen to this show, but for the life of me, I can’t figure out why.

There’s only one Jake in my life...

*Mike drop*