You’re right.

Tebow’s BA ranks 9th on the team.

but honestly, this man worked his dick off to get a spot.

And take the spot of any one of thousands of recent high school and college players more deserving than he is. Don’t forget that in your little “poor Timmy, victim of mean old Deadspin” lamentation.

Why doesn’t Jesus eat M&Ms?

He really dinged the donger

(looks for ‘provide context’ button in Twitter) Sorry, if it ain’t about a team I like, you get a scrambled, day-old ESPN article instead!

Yeah, the reason I said it was a contributing factor was because you could also point to the fact that they went something like 7-17 in April last year. That kind of puts you behind the 8-ball.

To give a little more context to Bregman’s tweet: The Astros have been owned by the Rangers for the last 2 years. The Rangers won the season series 13-6 in 2015 and 15-4 in 2016. The head-to-head match-up cost the Astros the division in 2015 and a playoff spot (or at least was a contributing factor) in 2016.

Make free throws and you get to play in the 4th quarter.

I love how he goes from grandma to “get to the damn quarterback!”

Sell gasoline WITH the shoes. That way you can light them on fire and meet the demand of what consumers would rather do with them than wear them.

The tea leaves said it in last year’s finals: the Curry 3 just wasn’t a safe bet.

Uh, they’re on Twitter, making tweets. They aren’t the victim in a crime or the perpetrator of a crime, so why hide their identity if Twitter doesn’t?

I think it’s simply a matter of not being able to turn off the switch. The sort of person who becomes an NFL All Pro or a managing director at an investment bank or a leading cardiologist or whatever probably is just simply so used to working hard that they’re not sure what to do other than work hard. (As an aside,…

Yeah...2 feet off the plate from 200 feet away at 90+ MPH, after picking up the ball at a full run...you’re right, his accuracy if for shit.

It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!

This is the correct question.

why do we have to do this

Au contraire, dude