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WHAT ABOUT MY ZUNE

Well he certainly didn’t turn himself into a NFL QB.

Nice smugshot.

He’s probably more embarrassed to be seen with Kevin Connolly

Even that seems risky because the judge might see that your hand is not actually touching the good book and then your defense is shattered.

I never got that mentality... if you’re only interested in the exciting visuals, why see a movie at all? You could just wait until someone uploads all the fight scenes and watch them on Youtube. If I’m actually going to go watch a film I’d like for the story to at least not be so bad that it distracts me from enjoying…

You can argue that she’s thriving without arguing that this was good for her and I think that is what this lawyer is doing. I assure you that had she lost all of these endorsements or the ability to work, her lawyers would be going after that hard. She’s entitled to something, but $75M seems a bit much. Life care…

He’s doing his job to the best of his ability.

Lawyers are “just the best” until you or your business needs one.

ESPN’s David Newton got the fight on video

I think we need to leave her alone a little bit here. A belief in a person’s innocence despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary merely makes her a typical Patriots fan.

Ciara wishes this headline was one letter different.

Andrew Luck is going to be the richest athlete ever. His salary won’t even include all that extra cash he makes by charging people to cross the bridge he lives under.

Those numbers should probably be reported net of tithing.

I mean, I know Gooddell is a jackwagon, but does anyone outside of Boston actually believe that the balls were not doctored?

As a proud Dominican-American, I signed in just to say, fuck that guy.

TS;DL

You had me at “Colin Cowherd needs to stop talking.”

That doesn’t even make sense. You could do that with any word in that quote for the same, nonsensical, alcohol-related joke.

Pants? But then how is he supposed to show off his awesome shin tattoo with a soccer ball?!