God damn it.

I hate to do it to you, but it was a poop joke.

I would rather watch Chopped reruns every week than Jaguars Hard Knocks.

As an avid Texans fan, please no.

This really should have been the Patriots’ punishment.

Jesus Christ dipshit, it was a joke.

$1500 into his 401(k)? Dude’ll never have enough to retire comfortably at that rate.

It is amazing that guy who doesn’t share the ball and is reliant on free throws averages more assists and fewer free throws per game than Jordan in his prime.

As a Rockets fan who had to suffer through the unrelenting horror and sadness of the Francis-Mobley Isolation of Despair era, I can assure you that Harden plays a good and enjoyable brand of basketball and you should immediately apologize to him.

This is a very apt analogy.

Watching Harden methodically erode his defender’s balance and rhythm is like watching prime-years Roger Federer set some poor shlub up over the course of a rally.

Going a bit further with this line of speculation, maybe it breaks his conditioning forcefully enough that he winds up killing Ramsay himself; after all, Ramsay will not see it coming from Theon because he thinks Theon is his toy.

People are complaining for the sake of complaining. They think because of all their words they must be on the right track. Ignore them.

I agree with gunmoney here. The show has spent an awful lot of time depicting the torture that Theon’s been subjected to. Each time you think maybe this will be the last straw only to find that it’s not. Clearly, they’ve been doing this for a reason, which I think is redemption of Theon.

This is very Slate-y.

Austin Rivers pitches for the Giants?

There’s also this from October 2012. I’d suggest Khalif stay off of both Twitter and Infowars for good this time.

[Pete Carroll rubs chin]

“We need to use this guy next time. Get his number.”

This is like Christmas come early. I honestly don’t know how they could have made this worse. They look dumber, and more guilty, than ever.