dont eat it.

i think its more about keeping the window of opportunity open by hanging on to prospects that make up one of the best farm systems in the majors. gray or darvish - maybe they increase our odds by a few percentage points, but at what cost? you lose a young stud, like derek fisher, who is under team control until like…

yeah the dick talk was a bit much, especially when one team puts a string through the other team’s dick to wear it as a dick necklace. and neymar is the one cutting the dicks? no matter what, a dick is getting cut, so why does it matter if neymar has steady hands. i think billy just really wanted a full circle dick…

that was a real dick move, should not have blocked him. but i think theres also something to be said for skating the wrong way down a large, public thoroughfare during the middle of the day thats a bit dangerous. i think weve got some stupid on both sides here.

im not sure patrick knows bike mechanics very well.

the chain ring is in the front, cassette in the back. chain ring does not have an 11 tooth, the cassette does. im not sure patrick understands bike mechanics, and thats ok.

it doesnt resonate in sport like cycling, no.

or which one had the better doping program.

so if a race car breaks down - you know, the car not the driver - everyone is supposed to wait behind it until its ready to go again?

i knew there was a reason i didnt like her.

people also once had the notion that golfers didnt do much work on their body. them talking about it isnt them apologizing for it, or trying to legitimize their sport.

oh jesus. that looks like a patellar tear and dislocation. oh thats really bad.

more curious what is up with kris bryant’s hair...

media bias? i just dont give a fuck about esports. call it what you will. triggered much?

the more coverage esports gets on the deadspin front page, the less inclined i am to come back to deadspin.

ok then dont do it. some people are into it, some people arent. go read something else.

yes, its just the left.

Hot take: one of the worst sports columns of 2017 right here

you can be a rampant adulterer but not a rapist.

I’m a lawyer and anyone that puts Esq. after their name anywhere, especially on Twitter, is questionable at best.