i dont think i know how to properly decipher twitter.

Drake sucks, so naturally he's a perfect fit to host the ESPYs.

well im glad i dont have to say anything else to make you look like an idiot. thats been done.

i dont get it either. hes awful. that song about being some good girl and him going home might be the worst song ive ever heard.

fair. just seemed you like were saying it was only because of the fact she was a woman. she kicked ass. i like the show.

why was it not silly this time? because it was a woman doing it?

yeah, totally. the only reason we should care about the Aaron Hernandez case is not because he might have killed 3 people, but that he will be missing potentially every NFL season until he's dead. those poor, poor fans.

oh wow ee cummings used all lower case youre so smart. i bet you were pretty happy with yourself for that one, and you probably thought i had no idea who ee cummings was just because i dont bother with grammar on a comment board. and im not saying you dont put any thought into what you say. im sure you do. its just…

i guess ill just cut to the chase and save the argument because you have clearly already made up your man-hating mind. i think youre a smug idiot who loves to use big words because you fancy yourself a scientist of something or another. ive got an amusing paradox for you to add to your collection - as a man, im nice…

have fun with that. you sound miserable.

so dudes are either all assholes who stare, who stare on the sly, and the rest are either gay or dont give a shit? i feel sorry for someone like you who has to go through life already having painted every man into a neat little corner from which they can vilify them.

must. find. something. to be pissed about. ah, the headline, that works. ill be pissed about the headline, even though there is nothing worth being pissed about in this article. but wait, the article didnt have enough woman-centric content. im kinda pissed about that too. fuck you headline, and fuck you article. men…

you should really work on your reading comprehension then.

are you serious? or just really searching for something to be pissed off about here?

at least they left the best part intact, Spoelstra's mustache.

as a Texans fan, this is embarrassing. let him go.

in other news, fuck LeBron

yes, youre right. im sorry. jumped the gun before scrolling more. eating my own words.

youre picking a semantic battle with 1) a guy who wont respond to you, and 2) is way, way smarter than you, or any of us. but especially you. you set a low bar.

youre pointing out something he already acknowledged. except his math is not wrong.