It’s the guns that make you provincial.

My boobs are so big, I wear a toddler size 2T suit just to keep them up! That’s how it works, right?

Want support for your boobs? Buy a smaller size.

So they sent three immature men with anger issues to an intelligence briefing? What could possibly go wrong?

OK, so HRC had improperly marked emails on a server that was not the official State Department server, and people are all up in arms that maybe some classified information maybe COULD HAVE BEEN compromised (let’s pay no attention to the fact that the actual government servers on which her emails would normally be WERE…

But I don’t want any of that, I’d rather ... just... SING!

Where in the world was Matt Lauer during this interview?

so she pretty much will do anything for fame and fortune

“Quick question: what the hell does a “drug recognition expert” have to do to determine that a car full of women were stoned?”

I choose to believe she’s engaging in some subversive shit by showing how all of this FASHUN looks on an “average” body. Like, “I’m actually a human woman and not a sentient hanger, so this is what your bullshit vision looks like on my body. LOOK AT IT! GAZE UPON THE HORROR THINE SEWING MACHINE HATH WROUGHT.”

I have never seen someone obsessed with fashion be completely oblivious of how said fashion looks on her. She’s beautiful, just no clue how clothes look on her.

The few times I tried cocaine (late 1970s), I slightly enjoyed the effect but definitely did NOT enjoy the depressed mood that followed it. Some of my friends laughed at me and claimed that only people who were already addicted had that experience.

Someone once described to me, in great detail, how awesome and great coke makes you feel. I will never, ever try it. It sounds TOO great, you know? I would be an instant after school special!

To be fair, 150 of those laptops will be quietly browsing Facebook, Buzzfeed, and Reddit.

When I was in high school, after I studied all my materials, the last thing I would do was re-write my notes. It helped me remember them. Not just because I had to re-read them to write, but I could picture the way the words looked in my handwriting later on to help me remember things. I did it in college too, only…

My husband is in his mid-30's & in a program at Syracuse Univeristy. None of his professors allow them to even bring laptops to class. Any note taking must be done by hand. He’s doing this program on the governments dime & they bought him an expensive brand new MacBook that can’t even see the inside of a classroom.

Yes, definitely. Typing notes is like a direct pathway from my ears to my fingers— completely bypassing my brain. When I write by hand, for whatever reason, the words actually have to pass through my brain and potentially stick there.

I could never take notes on a computer either. Even as an adult, I have to write anything down that I actually want to remember.

She looks pretty shocked, as if saying “I just laid down for a nap and WHAMMO there were babies there...”

Jewel’s response is lovely: