Yep, it’s definitely a sign.

No, he’s not the messiah, he’s just personally chosen by god to lead the chosen people. This cloud giving the Hitler salute proves it.

I am about to combine the benefits of fermented foods with the benefits of consuming a lot of fruit, in a delicious smoothie called “Frozen Sangria”.

This sounds awesome and I hope he’s having a wonderful time.

This is an eating disorder.

Whaaatttt? I thought if your baby is born under 5 pounds, they actually keep you in the hospital longer because babies that size are under more health risks and the doctors want to keep them under observation. At least that’s what my mother said when she had me as a preemie.

He probably eats a crate of bananas, just like Freelee, and then a few other fruit.

You're missing the three hours it takes him to poop half a meter of structural grade bamboo.

The fruitarian way is the best way, that’s why Steve Jobs is still alive and healthy.

Yep, that <$80 one-time cost for a tool that allows them to communicate with employers and coordinate child care would have been better spent in a single day for food for 20 kids.

Professional infection preventionist here: unless you’re doing a surgical scrub, regular soap works fine. The point of soap is WASHING OFF stuff, not killing it. That’s what sanitizer is for (save C. diff or norovirus; see: washing off stuff).

As a microbiologist I’ve been trying to get people to stop using that shit for years, but I think I finally gave up a little while back. Yay, FDA!

Does this mean I won’t have to spend 10 minutes in the soap aisle trying to find one of the two handsoaps that aren’t anti-bacterial now?! This is brilliant news! Down with the bacteria hysteria and up with good old fashioned soap and just actually washing your hands.

Nope, common misconception. The most common type of hand sanitizer doesn’t contain antimicrobials. It just dries out the germs with alcohol, which is not a thing they can develop resistance to.

WHY I AM SHOCKED. SO SHOCKED. LOOK AT MY SHOCKED FACE.

Calm your tits. JCDentonEsq asked “high school or college?” and you said “neither, university” so I assumed there was a misunderstanding. I was probably wrong about that and you were just being deliberately obtuse.

Huh, that’s weird- I thought the key to decreasing teen pregnancies is to advocate abstinence while simultaneously keeping teens in the dark about contraceptives and sex-education in general, while relying on them to exercise restraint when it comes to their hormonally-charged bodies.

BUT...as I’m reading it, it applies only to hand and body wash products intended to be used with water. I’m not sure it will apply to things like dish detergents, toothpastes, and all the other places it occurs. It also doesn’t apply to food service industry use, health industry use, etc. I’m not clear from reading…