GETTING A HIT IN AN MLB GAME!

Pictured: the Brazilian Ed Hochuli. 

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

I still regularly go to the T Rats games. I got to be in a mid inning “Create a giant hamburger with you as the bun”, caught a t shirt AND sang”Take Me Out To The Ballgame” on the same day. I was like a goddamned celebrity.

I guess the more important question is “Why does it fucking matter?” It’s sort of at the core of the whole wage equality issue (and sexism at that). This idea that “Well they wouldn’t be able to be at a man, therefore they are not good” that’s just below the surface of “Could the USWNT beat a USL2 team?”

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Metric system is garbage for measuring temperature, though, from an everyday life perspective. 0° is a pretty good measure of “really fucking cold” and 100° “really fucking hot!”, a lot more intuitive than the metric equivalents (-18/+38).

Even a broken Ronaldo rapes twice a day.

Going to have a bone to pick about some of these. Up and Vanished and Atlanta Monster are both questionable because of Payne Lindsey. 100%. I listened to ALL of Up and Vanished and the amount of patting himself on the back Lindsey does is actually so frustrating and disgusting I can’t believe it. And I’m personally…

Big plug for In the Dark - Season 1 is about a cold case child abduction but Season 2 is about the INSANE case of Curtis Flowers, who was convicted of murder 6 TIMES by the same DA but it was overturned 5 times, partly due to prosecutor misconduct. The case was accepted by the Supreme Court who heard oral arguments…

Martin Richard was 8 years old.

Sir or Madam?  Meet your competition.  

“Is plant protein better for you than animal protein?”

She called the EMERGENCY line? Like calling the precinct office would be bad enough, but she tried to swat an 8 year old?

“Upon investigation into his receiving a free purple bandanna, Dubs II has been ruled ineligible to participate in football activities.” - NCAA

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Yeah, modifying propellant on an old medication, bam, new patent, jack up the price, no generics. Fuck asthma medication manufacturer CEOs, those guys are top of my list when the revolution comes.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

I saw Portuguese Soccer Pundits at a local festival a few years ago. They were opening for Band of Horses.

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.