Are you feeling better? Stomach cuts are the worst.

As a global company, we are committed to providing our products and services to our consumers where they live, and we must comply with all legal requirements in the countries where we do business. making lots of money, ethics be damned.

Because once he was skinny, surely all those horrible traits went away with the fat. Right?

This one?
Btw, as a grey you can still post images - people just have to bring your post out of the greys, like normal.

I’m never going to be able to use that phrase again.

Why do both of these videos look grainy and antiquated like someone pulled them out of a LoC vault, dusted them off, and played them? This was 10 goddamn years ago!

What exactly is a “burning gemstone” in a fireplace? Did they mean embers? I think if she was grabbing those from a firepit the next stop would be the emergency department at the nearest hospital.

Now, LBJ, there's a president that often doesn't get as much credit as he deserves. Plus, I love him simply for that recorded phone call where he's ordering special pants for his ginormous balls.

That's a fair assumption to make, but it sadly hinges on the idea that people won't look at an objective fact and simply refuse to believe it, on principle. Constant documentation is only as good as our collective willingness to agree on certain basic facts.

Hearing about the way her parents raised their children makes me very sad.

In CHRIST.

I had this is sixth grade. It was the most admired bike for miles around.

“They say she’s young, I should’ve waited, she a big girl, dog, when she’s stimulated.”

Write your name in a book made of human flesh with human blood. Then they will remember it!

You need to find a new workplace. You wouldn’t even be one of the first five in our office with a Star Wars tattoo. (And I’ve seen at least one Rebel Alliance logo.)

Step 1) Read the article.

I think it’s more accurate to say that humans often resort to cannibalism in periods of famine. It’s not unique to any continent or group.

Happy little trees.