I feel like Lambert’s Café needs to change its name to "Ow Bon Pain" after this incident.

I’ve never worked at a place in my 17 years of working that didn’t have some verison of “If you go and run your mouth to the media without getting prior approval, you will be fired.” Every place has this, everywhere.

I was too, for a period of time. Not too long, thankfully.

If that is you in your avatar, looks like you are on the right path!

It’s all me. I’m having personal issues that are coming at me from every angle and I’m oddly sensitive. I could walk by a willow tree and and swear it was whispering about me behind my back

Imagine a Randilyn comment. Hold it in your head. Now call your friends and tell them they all have chlamydia.

“This is the WORST thing that has ever happened to me! I can’t believe no one CARES. And NO I do NOT want to talk about it. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!”

You are so correct! My shih tzu gets jealous when anyone touches me. If my kids hug me she will literally try to wedge between us.

The scene where Gawain & co. bludgeon the unicorn to death is one of the sharpest, meanest turns I’ve ever read.

It’s an awful idea.

You know, I’d watch a Once and Future King Quadrology that starts out as a lighthearted kid’s series and gets utterly soul-crushing by the third or fourth movie.

Right. I’m sure Guy Fieri’s a good dad, or at least, I have no reason to think that he isn’t because of what he wears.

I agree. I just didn’t want to get flamed to death.

Look at a pulled pork sandwich. Talk to the pig it once was.

The biker deserves a fucking medal and his reaction should be taught as an example of the ideal way to handle shit like this.

Considering how coherent he is towards the end of the video, my guess is he wasn’t on anything. I think he's just a dick, and the look you see is the realization that he messed up big. The biker really did handle it well though.

Bill O’Reilly

They will never be able to capture this unicorn in a cage of cgi. It would be just a horse with a horn.

I do not want this. I do not want a live action version of The Last Unicorn. :(