If American history has taught me anything, it's that you don't need things like tools or food when you sail off to start your own colony. Eventually one of the natives who happens to speak English do to being captured by English explorers and bounced around Europe and the Atlantic for decades before finally getting…

I just don't want to find myself hoeing on a boat— that sounds like some Waterworld shit.

I don't know why we're shitting on this. Having/being a ho on a boat is the American dream. You libtards are just jealous that nobody asked YOU to be the ho on their boat.

"WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?"

you can't push things on the internet off a cliff—it doesn't work that way, no matter how tall the cliff.

I like your rage. *sexy wink*

I think it was probably used because they had only been married a couple days. Plus, have you seen the stock images for "Woman staring down at crumpled body of dead man hundreds of feet below"? Grizzly stuff.

Kale is so last year.

Instead of "pro-vaxxers" can we just be "normal people" or "rational everyday humans?" I don't want these anti-vax people to be given any more ideas that this bullshit is a two-sided "debate."

We have no idea whether that's true- The "undisclosed sum" could be a paltry amount ($5), undisclosed because they don't want others to think that they can use their songs with impunity.

Both can be acknowledged without any hypocrisy.

I really did not. I spent a lot of my tween/teenage years annoyed that I was having to spend weeknights listening to the "I'm going to KILL myself because boyfriend of this week left me." and for the ones that really complained like that, they just fell into strings of relationships, never had alone time, then jumped…

I was definitely a crazy nightmare of a teenager but I never felt like killing myself over a guy.

I think the problem is in Twilight everything is portrayed as a great proof of the greatest love of all.

But how much of that is due to hormones and how much of it is due to the messages we send out as a society? Boys get super hormonal during puberty too but we don't expect them to get weepy and suicidal when their teenage relationships fall apart. (Which can be problematic in its own way too but yeah...) But girls see…

Yeah, but you can write a book addressing that dynamic without throwing yourself wholeheartedly into endorsing it.

And even then ghosts, be less scary!

If you have a guitar - or any musical instrument other than a recorder - buy a stand and put it where you can see it instead of leaning it against a wall in the corner of a room.

"The Road to 'Dookie': The Story Behind Green Day's Breakthrough." Yeah, I'll pass.