I like to blame everything on anti-vaccer's, too. So I am with you.

My scifi inclination is telling me that those anti-vaccer's have allowed the polio virus to incubate and mutate in humans, such that the efficacy of the old vaccine is diminished.

Isn't a breast being used for its original purpose covered by the head of the nursing baby?

64% of those who picked Steve McQueen thought they meant this one

Yeah, I can work with that! But I'd take him even if he was just a disembodied voice. Preferably a voice that quotes terrifying Old Testament verses.

I'm sorry I'm not 1986 Clancy Brown. Or dating 1986 Clancy Brown.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

Quick. Someone. Give me the German word for "Crying bitter, angry, and sad tears over the horrible truth of a point being made, while simultaneously laughing at the humor being employed to do so and cooing over adorable children."

Can you imagine the conversations and parties that were had all while speaking in a gravelly tone of voice?

Starship Troopers is amazing!

I love this movie so much that I have a copy on every sd card and hard drive I own. I keep the laserdisc version as well as the 2 different dvd copies on every hard drive. It is one of the first movies that was rated R that I saw in the theater by myself.

When you're talking about ultra orthodox Jews, Natalie Portman (who had a child out of wedlock with a non Jew and has posed naked in movies) might as well be Muslim.

"But for readers? It's hard to see the downside."

Does anyone else thing Damian looks a little bit like Mr. T in that photo of him and Lohan?

That's exactly what I thought! In fact, I was under the impression it was the Rescuers until I read your comment and then went back to check. Holy crap that movie was vicious! To this day I can do an excellent impression of Medusa: You'll go down there, and FIND that DIAMOND, or you'll NEVER SEE YOUR PRECIOUS…

I don't think it's that she did porn, it's the fact she refuses to admit she filmed it for profit and continues to whine about being a victim because of it. If she'd just own up to it I doubt anyone would have a problem with it.

Nothing in those pictures of Olivia Wilde looks particularly "hipster" unless hipster now means wearing a hoody and striped tank tops (that's probably what it means now, isn't it?)

And this is why the only thing I ingest is pure, organic virgin's blood. Great for the skin, too! And running them down on moonlit nights is great exercise.

OK, I have to weigh in on the weightlifting faces thing.

I'm imagining him as some kind of scarecrow, or like one of those owl decoys you see on tall commercial buildings—in any case, he sends a message to other creepy, old, nearly naked middle aged men looking to stalk the Wellesley campus that it's his territory, and they have to go find somewhere else to lurch!