Hey Burt (is it ok if I still call you Burt? You'll always be Burt to me...), this story inspired me to create a petition to encourage the officials of Warren, MI to criminally prosecute Najor to the fullest extent of the law.

MOAR IDRIS PLEASE. I really need to watch season 3 of Luther.

While it's indisputable that some celebrity parents are more than happy to offer their kids up for photo ops, I really don't think it follows that therefore no celeb parents are ever allowed to be unhappy with their children's privacy being violated.

How can you hold Kristen and Dax responsible for the actions of other celebrity parents? Especially when these two are the ones indisputably trying to make the lives of children safer and more normal.

beautifully stated.

Oh, Miley. No one associates you with punk rock.

All I see is whiny Luke Skywalker without a cool belt.

Clicking on the link ruined all my previous misconceptions about Russians. I thought Russia was a magical place where the Vladimirs were all 6'4 and ripped and all the Oksanas were brunette models with sharp features and crystal blue eyes.

LOL at "call on the power of the moon."
Moon: Is someone calling me, via the fluid-consumption communications system? They must want to lose weight! I will answer this call.

Consuming more fluids will call on the power of the moon, stimulate renal activity, and allow your body to lose its excess water. This flushes out the toxins that accumulate in the body due to unhealthy foods, bad digestion, and stress, and provides a detoxifying effect that will strengthen your immune system.

Or whole boys.

I can clear this up; Boys, the kind that happen to be not man enough, that happen to ask valid questions, those said boys break in half.

Do boys typically break in half? Why is he breaking boys in half?

Wait, so is Cindy related to Hemmingway, or the person who originated that quote?

Well fuck you for being 5' 11" and stealing what should've been my three inches.

I'm going to go out on a limb and answer:

1) The reaction to Miley had to do with the appropriative aspects of her work.

Not sure if it's the hangover talking, but I would be fine with The Mummy and some Thai food right about now, but the Thai place doesn't open until 5, so I might just lay here in my drunken filth and eyeliner until the cold bony hand of death comes for me. RIPdarcy.

Music is one of things that I think gets hardwired so deeply into the brain that Alzheimer's and other conditions similar to it don't reach. I seem to remember a story a while back of a nursing home that started having Alzheimer's patients listen to records of music from their time on headphones, and it was kind of…