I am super jealous!!!

Boo, I think this franchise magically managed to strip every bit of hot out of Dornan.

At least she was the second highest paid actress last year.

I think it’s more likely America’s ability to recognize and appreciate true genius that she doubts.

I just watched The Boss. Fucking hilarious.

That Miley one is the grossest shit ever! I’m dying!

I needed to see how proud and happy Jay-Z was. I love a man who is awed by his own woman and excited about his coming child.

I know we’ve always said he’s crazy, but more and more I am believing that he is seriously insane. Like, fully unhinged from reality. What do you do in a situation like this? Can’t we force him to be evaluated by a medical professional to establish whether he is mentally competent? We establish competency for…

No shit - even if you know nothing else about him, you would still group him with those same 5 people you learn about every single Black History Month. You have to be so willfully ignorant to have had any formal education and not even be aware of him.

I still get the feeling when watching Michael Scott on The Office.....

Yes. I call it sympathetic embarrassment, but I usually just get super watery eyed. I get it from my dad. When he was a boy, they would watch I Love Lucy and when Lucy started to get into trouble, he would have to leave the room because he got so embarrassed for her.

I saw The Other Side of the Mountain when I was a little girl and it made me terrified of skiing. I was convinced I would die if I skied. When I was in high school, a boy convinced me to go on a school ski trip (fucking BOYS) and I was all set to go, then Sonny Bono and a Kennedy died in skiing accidents and I was…

Remember all the people that believed you could get a mini giraffe? “It’s real! They have a website!”

I heard a little clip of a LLL song on NPR this morning and was extremely unimpressed.

Jesus.........the sneakers.....

Yeah, he’s kinda grubby. Got to add in a little BO and some unwashed hair smell too.

Not gonna lie. I fucking love paper dolls.

She’s got the monotone suit, gloves, shoes (no hat?) and clearly believes she is the new Jackie Kennedy. But who cares about Jackie O now that we’ve had Michelle O?

I can only guess that they are saving it as a lifeline for us in a couple months. When we’re at our lowest point, we will suddenly be able to purchase tiny MOs and keep them in our homes to comfort us.

OMFG........my heart literally skipped beats - then I thought about Barrack as Ken, in a tux, but also with dad jeans and that jacket he was wearing when they donated the playground equipment. And I died. I’ve been slain by style and elegance and good American bone structure.