I strongly feel the need for a Michelle Obama Barbie with all her iconic gowns.

His personality?

At least Michelle promised to be in the fight with us for the rest of her life. When it gets really hard I need that promise to help me get out of bed in the morning.

It’s going to take me at least an hour to clean up the coffee I just sprayed all over my workstation.

Also, Obama is THE MAN in that jacket! Say farewell to class America!

What really makes me literally laugh is all the people on Twitter, tweeting to Trump, “Don’t make me regret voting for you!” Or what??? You’ll rescind your approval? HE DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT.

Yeah, is he representing CNN employees? Alec Baldwin? Meryl Streep? Even if we give him the benefit of the doubt that he can overcome his racism and sexism, it still seems like he will be representing only those people who approve of him and are willing to blindly accept everything he does.

OMG. It was bad enough when elementary school children suddenly felt emboldened to express racism. Literal old white men now literally think it’s cool to grab pussies.

AH! The fucking hair and the glasses and the fucking little peplum.....she is slaying me with her adorable. She even nailed that Annie walking while listening to Warbucks thing. And as super reader myself, I feel like she’s a child of my own heart.

All I can see is this guy

Yeah, my dad never spanked us and we always obeyed him without question. He was a warm, engaged father who took us to the zoo and on hikes, camping, canoeing, movies, museums, not a cold, stern authoritarian. He was an all around perfect dad. We didn’t do it out of fear, he expected us to obey and respect him and we…

And if you grab someone by the pussy, it’s your right as a star.

I’m not confused then - maybe it’s the hat?

I’m really confused. He seems like he is significantly hotter than the last time I saw him. Could I be confusing him with anyone?

I think it normally would, but since it made her rejection and desperation so very public, I think she probably regrets the effort.

I’m crying. This is the meanest, honest thing I’ve ever read.

I especially like when she made sure to send him her newer, “better” profile picture. Whether she was legit interested in him or not, she definitely wanted him to be interested in her. It’s girls like her that are responsible for the whole “negging” phenom.

I just read all the texts and she even texted him the podcast link with some bitchy message about how it’s not just him, lots of guys are being rude and disrespectful on dating apps. WTF did she expect?

I thought he seemed better than fine, he seemed extremely gracious and honest. Even to the point that it seemed like he was trying to walk on eggshells as to not upset her further. He had a lot of room to be laying down truths and calling her out and yet he kept things unbelievably civil.

Kid Mero called him Donnie Dickrider on Twitter and I haven’t stopped laughing about it days later.