I literally feel like the dying Queen Mary begging Princess Elizabeth not to take the comforts of the Blessed Virgin from the people. We’re losing the Obamas, let Shonda comfort the masses! And even though I am myself Catholic, I believe that Jesus Christ would have been just as disgusted by Trump as I am and would…

No.....no....this is a good example! I’d be throwing out the crackers and saving on carbs!! I must find these single-serve Nutellas!

Sounds great! I bought Nutella exactly one time and by the end of the jar I was eating it with a spoon. So now I know I can’t be trusted. So anything that is single serve and reminiscent of Nutella is tops in my book!!

You’re an American hero! And anyway, who cares if they’re stale? It’s the prize that matters!

OMG.......did she not see the Alvin and the Chipmunks special that proved how awful the wall was? Scarred my childhood.......

I literally found out last year - I felt so stupid because once you know, you realize how much you should have already known.

I just had a conversation with my 6 year old nephew last night about Kinder Eggs. He sees Kinder Egg opening videos on YouTube and I’m trying to explain to him why we can’t buy them.

I love watching MS, the Queen of all acting, getting all flustered when speaking live. She’s a treasure.

At first I thought she would be Janine and I was like YEAH, perfect! Then I realized and I was just like Noooooooo.

See, I have kind of the opposite mnemonic - the one that looks like a peen hanging down is not the male symbol. I guess that means that my default mental peen dangles, and your default mental peen is erect. I’d love to know what that says about us in a deep psychological sense.

It’s an easy error to make - the circle with a bit hanging down is very peen-like.

I gagged.

Seriously! Don’t call yourself a CHRISTian and then proceed to shit all over the literal teachings of Christ. I find this shit to be so intolerable. Christ was the guy that came upon a bunch of people preparing to stone a woman and said, “Yeah, let’s do this! Whoever hasn’t sinned yet, you go first. Oh.....you’ve…

Additionally: No one gives a shit because everyone is worrying about their own shit, just like you are.

Thank you for reminding me why a steady stream of niece and nephew photos is not worth getting back on FB.

I don’t know. I read The Mad Scientist’s Daughter and it was pretty hot.

He has a goatee specialist who gives him touch-ups every 4-6 hours.

365 nights a year. /puke

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Surely the outraged people of America can fund enough legal fees for a dozen women to take the stage and spend as much time as possible giving a litany of Trump offenses on live tv before being dragged off stage.

I’m crying!