That’s kind of what I was thinking. So much of her music has been mixing and playing with different sounds and stuff - even if she’s just getting started, I would think she’d take to dj’ing really quickly and be good at it.

In her defense, she looks like a cabbage patch kid when she smiles.

Agreed, thank you for spoiling it and giving me relief.

How does one define an opera singer? I’m being totally serious. Is it the combination of acting and singing?

I think it depends on the location. In a magazine section, it’s fine, but in the checkout line and a grocery store, you’ve got kids waiting in line with their mothers, kids just learning to read. And Cosmo has some suggestive headlines.

That’s my secret shame right there. I am very upset about his racism and treatment of women, his ideas about the environment, etc. But I am also super bothered by the trashiness. We have gone the last 8 years with the classiest First Lady since Jackie Kennedy, but one with more spirit and charisma and a greater…

THAT my friends is judicial integrity. I would like every member of our courts to hold to this level of honesty and obedience to our laws.

It’s like me and Shia. I vomit in my mouth a little every time I say it, but there it is: I would totally bang Shia, especially in his long rat tail, wearing sweatpants phase. I want to hate myself, but at the same time, fuck it.

That reminds me of my mother’s standard response to my putting my hands on things like railings and putting anything near my face, “People that don’t wash their hands after they go to the bathroom have touched that.” She wasn’t OCD or particularly germ-phobic, just wanted me to keep things in perspective.

Ew....but that was my immediate thought as well. My experience with fake penii is that they are very dense and heavy. Getting smacked in the head with one would hurt! Also.....yuck!

Me Before You already looked like one of the worst movies in the world. I’m going with that one.

Frankly, I couldn’t even finish the series of emails. It was all too polite and well-intended. This was two grown women having an honest discussion: zero entertainment value.

I’ll tell you right now, I’ve seen a lot of fucked up shit on the internet, but the worst thing I ever saw was the video of a decapitated rattlesnake whose detached head bites and it’s own writhing body. It was horrifying. I felt “off” for like a week afterwards, like disturbed.

That’s a really good comparison because I feel the same way about both. They somehow went from being a favorite actor, to inducing eye rolls, before finally ending up on the “fuck that guy” list.

OMG! I never realized but they could be twins!!!

I’ve kissed my four year old nephew on the mouth, but that admittedly will probably end soon, by mutual agreement. Also though, I’m not his mommy.

OMG, that is still insane. We have a chandler in the family, so I always get them from her. I can’t imagine having to spend good money on stuff to burn. I’m so lucky.

Holy shit.....I had no idea. My sister-in-law makes soy candles, so I always get candles as gifts from her and never bought any. Now I feel so blessed.

They don’t really cost that much do they??

I really, really need an animated gif of Miles Dyson saying, “I feel like I’m gonna throw up.” from Terminator 2.