It’s one thing to scratch your butt on some rocks, not realizing how offensive it will be. But to brag about your offense later and cackle with glee.....bad form.

Same. Although I still haven’t forgiven anyone for my having watched The Paperboy.

I can’t imagine the trauma of just knowing that your dad doesn’t like you the way he does his other kids - but then to have it happen so fucking publicly. To be snubbed by your father in front of the world and then see him elected president.

She played her shit right. She saw her situation, gathered intel, went in there with all her cards, and played the big hand. I was never a fan and was even less so after the whole marriage insanity, but I respect the hell out of her now.

Yeah, I definitely think I am the greatest thing of all time and I know, instinctively, that it can not be true. But also, while I totally respect her place in the world and admit that she is the ultra-diva, she really does bore the shit out of me. I can’t recall any music of hers past my middle school years.

Yeah, you don’t need as many women and gimmicks to carry the movie. They know how to multi-task. Also, the Turk brothers should only count as one person anyway.

On that same note, I never hated anyone as much as I hated Garcia in Ocean’s 11, until I saw Pacino in Ocean’s 13.

Exactly, so you have to have a good reason to rob someone, because it’s wrong to steal. It’s only satisfying to see someone lose their shit if they are a horrible person and deserve it.

You’re practically a patriot!!

My boss tells me that all the time. I don’t like chocolate either.

I’m going to take this moment to be bitter because I haven’t been the same since I saw The Paperboy. I can’t even say it was a bad movie, all the performances were good. But man, I didn’t need to see any of that.

As a true Christian, I hope there’s a special place in hell reserved for all the so-called Christians.

I never got that until I watched Sherlock. I couldn’t figure out why everyone was crazy about this doofy Brit with an incredibly Brit name. Ah, but he’s such a good Sherlock.

Same, but the first thing I ever saw him in was The Nativity Story so my unsettle was more due to, “Why is Joseph so hot? Was that necessary??”

Bite your tongue, I never eat Taco Bell. Then again, I’ve never grabbed a lady by her lady parts either. Maybe I am the non-normal?

This is everything I’ve ever needed in life. I am enthralled.

I agree, I never had body issues because of Barbie. Barbie was the one who got to do everything I couldn’t, including working for the FBI, committing huge caper-style robberies, going to prom, wearing short skirts, etc.

He needs everyone’s make-up game to be on the same level. If she fixes her eyelashes, he’ll have to fix whomever is applying his bronzer.

We have white noise built into our lighting at the office, I find it essential. I have that weird thing that if I hear super faint noises, my brain tries so hard to interpret it, that it becomes some kind of specific music. Not necessarily one song (sometime though) but a certain style, even to the point of being…

True, I knew someone that would have experiences almost like bad acid trips. With crying paranoia and then becoming almost catatonic. Scary.