Yeah. Walking a catwalk in lingerie with my ex would almost be appealing, not anxiety inducing. But walking in public with my junk about to be exposed is really, really high on my awkward scale. Not just emotionally, but physically. The edge is about to slip into sensitive regions....it made me clench my legs…

P funks. That’s what we called them.

Yes. I call my dad Papa around his grandkids and that’s it. Papa is either Hemingway or a Grandfather.

Fuh.......and people are STILL doing it.

When my first nephew was a baby, I would tell him “You’re a better man than I am Gunga Din,” and it would always make him smile. As he started learning people’s names, he seemed to be taking a long time to learn mine. Then one day my sister-in-law says, “I think he thinks you’re Gunga.” Once she pointed it out, we…

Not a traitor to her gender, a traitor to humanity.

I literally gagged. That was really explicit, I “went there” mentally and it was not pleasant. Well done, I guess?

I wonder if she even has read the books/seen the movies or is just speculating. Because I thought it pretty much showed how cruel boarding school could be. Evil students who bully those who are poor, or not high society, abusive teachers hitting kids for minor infractions, the scary evil caretaker, tiny beds,…

I know, I think he’s pretty cool. He doesn’t seem to be a cheater or abuser. It’s ok to only want to date young models.

Literally the only thing that gets me up every single day, knowing that I am not alone.

I didn’t think it was that surprising. Since the first movie came out right before I was born, there has never been a time in my life when there was no Star Wars. Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford will always belong together in my mind. I think they were the first people I considered for alternate parents. My…

Wow.........can you imagine the time it would take to lace up those sandals and arrange whatever that elaborate thing is on her head? No wonder she just threw on a belt with attached loincloth and necklace with attached boobie tassles. Girl was exhausted and probably overheated with frustration.

I’ll be over there, weeping in the corner. :(

These are the stories I need to read right now. Stories about people being normal and decent. Making mistakes and then apologizing without even being called out on them. Acknowledging the rights and issues of others. May be PMS, but I literally feel choked up that she went the extra mile and listed some of the…

Yeah, it seemed to me like she’s the one who pointed it out in the first place. There’s really no visual way to confirm racial heritage and whoever styled her for the picture did a good job making her look mixed race (the freckles really sell it). And if the photo was taken years ago, she was one of the few people…

My six year old nephew is good with Lego bricks. I bet he could contour better - or at the very least be a better judge of a well-done contouring job.

My mother still calls them thongs and it drives my sister crazy.

Ditto all those times I’ve had to cheer for Megyn Kelly this year. What kind of fucked up world are we living in where Megyn Kelly is a (sometimes) heroic figure? Not to diminish her actually accomplishments.

All those shady, suspicious penii....

I feel the same. There’s this weird undercurrent of kinship with everyone that is anti-Trump. It’s like it’s become the first thing that matters. I can forgive a lot of dumb shit because we are all In the middle of the same crisis.