Also, a National Anthem is a song glorifying your homeland, it’s not like Memorial Day or Veteran’s Day, it’s not focused on the military.

My sister wanted to be a cloud when she grew up. So yeah.

I agree. Even if she has very legitimate concerns and he is in a position to really help, that’s not how you go about starting a “conversation.” I may have missed earlier communications between them, if so, I am open to being wrong. But it seems to me she went in on the offensive - how is he supposed to react? He can…

I’m going on record - should I ever procreate, I will do action pregnancy photos. Nude. Wearing a gold cape. And visible pubic hair.

No, it would be Blac Chyna’s Chinese China.

OK, I’m a pretty modern woman with a very relaxed view of female beauty.I think women look beautiful without makeup. I see beauty in everyone. I don’t wear makeup every day and when I do wear it, there are varying levels of how much I will still look like me. But it’s a testement to how much the whole fame industry…

I feel ya. She’s so over the top that almost everything merits nothing more than an eyeroll. But to actually use the phrase, “he was doing a standard retard,” in defense of something said.....just astounding.

One of my life rules: If you’re not eating pie for breakfast at least twice a year, you’re doing something wrong.

Is it weird that I’ve never been sent a dick pic? Unsolicited or otherwise? The closest I’ve come is that some sent me a very close up video of a man receiving oral from a woman. It was back with I had a nexttel flip phone, from an unknown number and of so low quality that it took a full 20 seconds to figure out what…

If my memory of the decades of my brothers growing up is correct, you may find yourself disappointed. To this day I will get to my brothers house and a half hour later wonder where he is and then one of the kids will tell me he’s “dropping a duece.”

I don’t know who this Anthony Hamilton person is, but I like him very much. And he’s got cool friends.

Well then honestly, I have no idea. All things considered, you seem to be an ideal Green Gables fan girl. It’s very perplexing.

It sounds honestly like you were a little “too cool” to be an Anne fan. You had to be the type of girl who would want to play Lady of Shallot and pretend to be dead, floating down a river in an old rowboat. The type of girl who wanted her name to be Cordelia. A girl who wanted everything to be fairies and beauty and…

When I was in school we went to the Stratford Festival one year and there was a large todo because we found out Gilbert was in one of the other plays and we spent the whole day wandering around trying to catch a glimpse of him.

I would say that all food located in your kitchen (and not labeled for specific purpose) is fair game.

Sounds like a great trip! You have a lot to be proud of all around: great people and an exciting life!

I visited Baltimore once and really enjoyed myself. I got tricked into driving a friend to an EMT conference there and spending 3 days wandering around alone. There are a lot of fun history/tourist things to do by yourself.

Glorious! You should also have to get spousal consent before owning a gun that will be kept in the home. You have to get spousal consent to take out a loan on your 401(k). If I were married, I would want to know if my husband obtained a gun.

bralettes are excluded from bogo.

bralettes are excluded from bogo.

I think that was fairly apparent, considering you began every paragraph with “I”.