OK, the comments on Gaiman writing American Gods: this is just how I feel. When I read the book, I feel in total awe of being an American. I feel SUCH pride at the essense of the nation. And I can see that greatness that was once so strong and is still a part of our core.

Yeah, I feel like Apatow is even-handed.A lot of women are uptight, shrewish, bitches. A lot are also cool and laid back.

No, because I don’t think they ended up together. It was a one night stand and then they both had to parents. I’m not 100%, I only saw it once.

Ever since Shonda called her out, I have believed it.

When she first became famous for being a fat, trash mouthed, sarcastic comedian, she started living my best life. It’s been up and down since.

I wish he’d yelled, “Game over man!” instead.

I thought that old lady was a shithead all through that movie. It never jived with me that Kate Winslet grew up to be such an asshole. She should have given him the damn necklace as a gift for reminding her and finding her portrait.

I puked a little bit.

I love that we’re all speculating on who would win fights between an ex breakdancer and an ex pro-wrestler.

Thanks for clearing that up - I was confused for a sec.

Huh....that DID actually make me feel a lot better! Take that Fatass!!

Fuck this quiz. I got Fabrizio but we all know I’m the Unsinkable.

Jon Favreau (back when Swingers came out) came into the pet store where I worked and was mean to me when I was 18. It was a tiny pet store with a tinier fish section and I only knew about the aquarium systems that we stocked. I was unable to tell him what insert he should purchase for his filter because it was not a…

Do people think that Calvin sounds like a black name? I can only think of three other Calvins: Coolidge, & Hobbes, and O’Keefe.

I think Joe Biden gifs are essential to quality of life.

Literally laughed out loud.

I didn’t even have to watch the video to cry. This woman is a judicial treasure.

I’m not going to be able to stop using squirrelfran either - I can already tell.

I can not believe that the man who refused to do Chronicles of Riddick unless Dame Judy Dench was cast could be an asshole. It kind of makes him a candy ass, but not in the way The Rock is implying.

I do, but not because of career accomplishments. I think I’m just jealous that they have more time left on the planet than I do. Either that or I’m obsessed with being the youngest.