Every time I hear Tig Notaro’s name I think about the bit where she tells the story about running into Taylor Dayne. And then I want to die.

If there wasn’t a picture, I wouldn’t have believed it.

Jane, you ignorant slut, I agree and would like to add that I don’t like men the age of my grandfather (and presumably a grandfather himself - at least a father) saying pussy. There are times and places and people for whom the word is acceptable and he’s not meeting any of the criteria. Primarily only women and frat…

I was impressed.

On a similar note: Is Cherilyn Cher’s real name???

My best friend is absolutely rabid about that being the worst movie he has ever seen. So I’m constantly hovering over it in Netflix, wondering if I should risk it.

Right? I forget he even exists, let alone has anything relevant to say!

My soul is cleansed.

We should be placing bets.

With so many people having laptops on trips, I would think Redbox would be a good alternative.

Having a “squad” filled with all young, perfect, famous girls is the epitome of mean girl mentality. Having a “squad” implies that the rest of you fuckers aren’t good enough. I’ve always suspected she was a bitch. And I’ve only heard one song, so when Calvin Harris said she was a great lyricist, all I could hear in my…

My thoughts exactly. I mean, I’d be fine with being drugged and raped by one of America’s great father figures as long as I was assured that he would go blind 30 years later after having lived a rich, fulfilling, and very successful life.

I like how it seems she felt complimented by the idea that he thought they still might fuck, but objects to him saying he made her famous.

Also, you will have money to travel. I have a (admittedly small) two-bedroom house with a backyard big enough to play frisbee with two dog, in a decent neighborhood for a third of that.

I would read that. I would also read a coffee table books listing the nice things that Keanu Reeves has done for others. Because I was 13 when Point Break came out and I imprinted on him like a baby duck.

Random, but do not all fiction books have that disclaimer on the copyright page?

Same thing happened with me and jumpsuits. I wanted to buy this one that had like really wide legs that ended below the knee. So it looked like a flared skirt. I bought it and my sister said, as diplomatically as possible, “I think they primarily look good on people who are very tall and very thin. Do you think it…

I personally feel like I should be able to sue Fox News for brainwashing my emotionally fragile mother.

“This is happening.” is my favorite. I went with my best friend and his wife to his parent’s house for their baby shower. It’s June and I walk into the living room to be confronted with an 8 foot silver Christmas tree, FULLY decorated like a serious department store tree. I stood there, confused for a minute and then…

Soooo valid. I also love hearing 3rd generation immigrants complaining about not being able to understand people with accents. Cause I’m sure their relatives all arrived with perfect American accents. And the whole thing that European accents are mostly considered elegant while Asian or Mexican accents equal poor…