I really connect with the part about the judge clearly not accepting the jury’s findings. The judge’s whole argument for the sentence was a fallacy.

Agreed on all points

Her butthole would make more sense. I think I’ve heard a butthole referred to as a rosebud before......although for the life of me I can’t think of where.

This is exactly why I am here as well. Let’s place bets on the next culture she will attempt to appropriate! I know we’ve got Mexican, Japanese and Indian so far, have I missed any? $5 says she starts wearing Leiderhosen in the next 18-24 months.

I like to think he was just picking her because she’s British and famous, like as an example that “we no longer know how much is actually people singing and how much is enhanced during production,” not that he actually specifically doubts her vocal talents. The examples he gave are of people that are known for a very…

Nice example of how to properly “adult” from both parties.

I’m just sitting here thanking God myself. This kid’s statement makes it really clear that drinking alcohol directly leads to committing rape. Do you know how many times I have been in situations with extremely intoxicated men present? I must have narrowly escaped being raped at least 200 times before age 25.

I couldn’t even finish - I shortcircuited my keyboard by spitting coffee on it thinking about her “unique” experience of 10 years of American drinking culture and living in a University town. Sorry babe, I’ve lived next to Michigan State my whole life and I have 20 years of experience with American drinking culture -…

I assumed since it was RH that this was some inflated injury claim, but OMG. Is that a goosegg on her forehead??? JeeeeesUS.

Yeah, I read one recently where a woman met a guy online and he was immediately pushing her to get her young daughter into nudism and telling her to show naked photos of him and to take naked photos together. He was obsessed it. And then talking about the whole family snuggling together in bed. And he was really…

I want to go on record that after I read that report, I hugged my dogs and watched for all signs of distress and there were none. My dogs like to be hugged by me. Either that, or they are really good actors and very concerned about hurting my feelings. But they’re border collies, so I guess that’s possible.

It’s never out of style as long as you’re cool with the world maybe seeing your vagina.

I guess you could probably wear something like a cross between a thong and an athletic supporter - like with a belt high on the waist and like a 2 inch strip of cloth attached to the belt , running down to the crotch and the turning into a thong. That would work. But I think they just go commando.

My ego is enormous and my feelings are hurt (by people I know and like) very easily. So if you flake, I will become paranoid and freak out. But if you just don’t want to go, that’s fine. But saying you will go and then not showing up is cruel.

There’s more than one? I was referring to the recent Deadpool ones.

OK, I image searched “molcajete” and that is exactly what my grandma used. I never knew what it was called. Now I can buy one - yay!! I only bought my first cast iron tortilla cooker (I assume this also has a name that I don’t know) last year.

Now I wish I’d been keeping track.

What was the context there? Because to be totally fair, I think if it was him speaking as an adoring spouse, it would be on par with comparing your mom with Betty Crocker or something. If he meant it to be a statement implying that he is so crazy about his wife that in his eyes she can only be compared with the one…

Beat. I started getting them in my late 20s.

Happy Birthday in advance!