I bought my nephews fart blasters for Christmas......

I wish I could give multiple stars - I have a maturity level of zero when it comes to shit like that.

I thought she was pretty good in Girl Interrupted, but like with Ryder in the same film, it’s not a stretch to play someone so like yourself and she was kinda nuts back then. She seems like a great person though, just kind of talent-less.

She realizes there are children starving in America right? Oh never mind...Pandas are awesome.

I really really need a gif of Miles Dyson from Terminator 2 saying, “I feel like I’m gonna throw up.” for these occasions.

Last month the woman next to me unwrapped and plowed into the biggest, onioniest sub I have ever seen before the fasten seatbelt light even went on. She later woke me up by sucking off each finger when she was finished. I mean that the huge noise she made literally startled me awake - I looked around in sleepy…

I agree that the issue is not with the Academy Awards - the Academy votes on what it thinks is best, they are an exclusive club and can have whatever opinion they want. If the Academy does not support diversity in film, then we need to stop making them the end-all-be-all, epitome of film making awards.

Also, drinking water through a straw all day helps with your oral fixation if you are trying to quit smoking.

Fuh........there are some deeep tweets in this roundup...Ricky and Jenny are making me think about shit today. Katy is reminding me that shitty pet owners are usually shitty people. Unless her dog has a medical issue or is elderly, etc.

I thought Ellen didn’t date men because she is gay and married to a woman. My bad.

She pulled a Tori Spelling and auditioned under another name too.

I’m in....I love subverting holidays!

MS hates other women. Every time a man is on the show: “This is beautiful!” Every time a woman is on the show: “Or...you could do it this way and it would be even better.”

I think Joseph Gordon Levitt (or as I call him, “Angels in the Outfield”) doing Janet Jackson was pretty awesome. And the greatest part? Somehow he knew that we would all “get” who he was without painting his face black.

I read an article about him in like GQ or something years ago where he and the female interviewer are in some old west town and decide to drink lots of tequila and sleep in sleeping bags by a campfire. At some point he’s on the phone with his wife and she’s like, “So....you’re sleeping out with some girl and getting…

“Bell him?” I have never heard that phrase but I like it. As in like, ring his bell? I have never minded someone watching me get ready, I kind of like it in a different way. Like I’m a show and they’re getting a peak behind the magic!

Damn that’s cold.

OMG, I totally gagged. For real.

I feel really weird about Cox doing Rocky Horror.....I mean, I know we all loved Tim Curry, but he IS the role and it seems to me the character shouldn’t be really good looking. Cox is too good looking to play Dr. F in my book.

In my personal experience, that’s the first thing guys want to do with any car. Every time I have gotten a car, some guy will inevitably be all, “Open ‘er up! Let’s see!” Um......it’s a 99 Escort, I don’t know shit about cars, but I know that there is bound to be nothing impressive under the hood. So yeah, I’m not…