Exactly! Plus, you can't pick and choose when you want officials to follow procedures. We can't be pissed about Sandra Bland but want them to look the other way while this asshole gets shivved. I mean, we can, but I think it's detrimental to our argument.

That face is an incredibly accurate reaction to the movie. And while the guy that said the plot summary was overly simplistic was right, it’s still basically fucked up. Spoiler (because I’m pretty sure you’re never going to watch it) but it’s just her legs at first because he’s a surgeon and she is hit by a car and…

It was written and directed by David Lynch’s daughter - need I say more?

So.........she wouldn’t do Boxing Helena, but she’ll involve herself in this nonsense?

I just need to add that I spent all last night randomly yelling, “Get off the train! You know who you are! Get off at the next stop!”

Whenever I start feeling like I’m a little too cultured and high-brow, all I have to do is read a round-up like this. The fact that a 37 year old woman would be crying with laughter over poop stories proves that I will never really grow up.

It might not be weird, but it’s probably not something that has been heard much in the history of Catholicism.

I like this. Ever since I saw Bill Murray singing Shelter from the Storm with headphones on, I decided that I too give no fucks and will sing with my headphones on whenever I want.

Right, like I said, I read the article.

A couple weeks ago I read something about Tarantino confirming that all his movies exist in the same universe. I felt exactly like you do now, “Wait...wasn’t that always obvious? Why is the creator now confirming it like it was a mystery?”

My father is one of those perfect dads that is supportive and wacky and loving - nice to your friends, knows lots of cool shit - basically he is perfect in so many ways.

Makes you wonder if she shopped the story herself before the second trimester. Well, makes me wonder. Did the network pursue them post birth? Or did they go to the network with a proposal mid pregnancy? Because she always seemed to hate both him and children in general, so I never really bought her wanting to have a…

Maybe she doesn’t realize they exist?

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. And she’s been doing great stuff, too.

Why does she look so much like young Bonham Carter?

Actually, not that many people die at the end, or even throughout (considering it’s WS), and really Romeo and Juliet are the least interesting characters. So would I watch something about the continuing feud of Montague vs. Capulet? No, because I don’t really watch TV - but I might if Baz did it. I loved both sets of…

My parents had a super shitty divorce but my dad always told me that you show your kids you love them by respecting their mother. And he did both.

I have never been a mother, but I am an outstanding auntie and whenever I hear a baby crying, I’m all, “Bring me that baby!” Because I think I’m like the ultimate Baby Whisperer.

Bridgegate was SUCH a dwarf move too.

Also, I love that kid in your photo. Her sister was such a little faker, “Our video went viral last time I freaked out and cried about Disney, so I gotta go even bigger.” And screw the parents for that shit as well. We are all that little girl giving her sister the WTF face.