Imagine being friends with her and hearing that and wondering, “Is it me? Is she talking about me??”

Dude....there is literally no explanation other than crazy - because it’s not like almond milk is cheap in itself.

To this day it does not logically compute that Corky St. Clair and the Six-Fingered Man are the same person.

Read that as “Duchess Kate will BUSTIER than you in 2016.” And I’m all....

It’s like during the depression.....when they made clothes out of flour sacking! Oh......except they tried a lot harder.

Lol.....Cher IS a publicity stunt in and of herself! The day Cher needs to make a donation so that people pay attention to her will likely not be seen in my lifetime. Cher is practically America’s equivalent to a Queen Mother.

And they are ALL poor.

I believe the phrase is, “Not all men.”

You weren’t asking me either, but I had a bad experience once that resulted in me wanting to puke every time a man looked at me for at least a year. Nothing ended up happening to me except I was hysterical with fear and felt like I had escaped something really bad. But even like 15 years later, I still won’t date…

What IS this? Besides marvelous?

The shit thing about all these stories (besides the obvious) is that they are all written by women who seem confident and strong, yet there’s all these little explanations for stuff they did. Like they know without even thinking that people will try to shift blame to them and make sure that their stories are without…

I don’t know.....I feel like a lot of what I hear of her lately gives me the impression she actually HAS grown up. I’m always pro-growing up.

I especially like the first “dress.” In my house, we call those “nightshirts.”

Damn.......me too.

Cilantro-lime rice? I don’t know what everyone else’s Mexican grandmother put in their rice, but mine used tomato paste.

I’m so old, I don’t even know what you were trying to use correctly.

When I was in elementary school I read a book that had a main character named Cinnamon. She was being followed by a ghost that died in a horrible car accident caused by his epilepsy. But his girl who was fucked up in the crash and lived, thought he was a drunk because epilepsy was shameful back then.

I am STILL considered an Excel savant because of v lookups. It’s just because Excel’s help instructions are so bad. And yeah, the googling to figure it out - if only people would just try! You get a reputation for knowing how to do everything, just because you google what you don’t know.

Thanks! I felt kind of like I was shitty because she didn’t age well but yeah, I’ve never liked her. I can handle being an asshole, but I’d hate to be sexist!