I don’t know - Chad Michael Murray being the responsible, adult, voice of reason was rather sobering. Me saying, “Yes, Chad Michael Murray, I feel the exact same way,” was unexpected.

It’s really ridiculous. That’s what she’s known for at this point, way more than acting. Being “hospitalized for exhaustion,” and hard partying. I can’t even remember the last movie she did after that weird secret twin one where she got to strip AND have sex scenes AND have a robotic leg.

It’s gotta be hard though, to watch Lawrence have the career everyone thought she’d have back when The Parent Trap came out. It’s not our fault you fucked up a golden opportunity at stardom!

Does she ever wear pants? If I had legs like that and someone wanted me to wear pants for a cover shoot, I would politely tell them to fuck off.

Those things! Those weird building toys that kids are getting stuck in their hair!! Perfect!!

That’s not ok.

Shoe throwing has a biblical precedent.

I’m not sure if Tootie is the last TFOL girl I want to know more about 30 years later, or the only TFOL girl I want to know more about 30 year later....

No.....I feel you.....wtf? Is that leg being shown from the back or the front? I think I see a knee, but it looks so flat that it could be an ugly back of a knee.

I didn’t want to see it because I watched the trailer and I already can’t go in the ocean because of oarfish (say what you want, but in my world, a 19 foot long skinny fish is a sea serpent) and I don’t need killer whale nightmares.

I feel like I’m not getting the in-article links thing. Like, when “going missing” is a highlighted link, I expect that to link to the original article about him going missing, not linking to the article that this current information came from.

Besides which, I’m just gonna say it: Have you seen the guy??

I’ve read something else recently where someone got in serious shit for trying to get to a safe place before stopping - I think it was a guy that was prosecuted for “fleeing”. Beyond even the question of trusting the police, anyone can put a light on their car and try to pull you over on the highway at night. With…

That only works if you scream it in a YouTube video while crying hysterically. Good try though.

I feel betrayed. Now I will always doubt the legitimacy of all non-live reaction shots. And since I’m paranoid, I will also wonder if they are inserting prerecorded reaction shots into live broadcasts.

Also, has Pete Wenz never seen Zoolander?

Yeah. I mean, I won’t lie, I would absolutely touch his soul. But I would also definitely wash my hands afterwards.

Not always Coco....unfortunately not always.

No shit Rowan Blanchard is bright! She’s 14?? I was a precocious teen but damn!!

I don’t know....those old deodorant commercials were pretty funny.