She’s the poor man’s Goldie Hawn. I care nothing for her pain.

I kind of love Camilla and feel like her love story is beautiful. Big horsey girl who has been in love with the Prince for EVER, but he marries and beautiful young princess who is perfect. But, miracle of miracles, the Prince does not really love the perfect young princess, he loves the big horsey girl that he has…

Dude........we know she wears them all day/every day at home. I would lay around naked covered in the crown jewels every afternoon.

My brother and I have this thing where someone can be the “bastard son” of two actors (even if they are both male) if they look like a mix of the two. We were watching the original The Dead Zone and young Martin Sheen is so perfectly the “bastard father” of the two.....it’s amazing.

I don’t remember questioning anything about that scene as a girl, myself. When women are captured, they’re made to wear outfits.

I especially love when they say that about transgender people. To a little kid, a person dressed like a woman, is a woman. They’re only confused if you try to tell them about the woman being born with a penis, which is literally no one’s business.

Growing up, I remembered I have leftover potstickers from last night’s dinner and fully intend to eat them tonight. Fuck WWII

Speaking from the non-porn watching contingent: yeah. I mean, I am not anti-porn, I just don’t really watch it. But I followed him on Twitter and really liked him after he took a parody photo of the Ikea monkey. But now? Yuck. And I know a lot of people that feel the same way. He stood out because he seemed like a…

Idris Elba is also in Thor.....I’m warming to this Thor Website.

Also, I know a lot of college-age and 20-something guys that have rebonded with their mothers over shows like Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and The Walking Dead - watching together or separately. They’re well made enough that grown women don’t mind watching, yet action-packed enough that the boys love it. It’s a good…

To me, this was largely irrelevant, in that, it will continue for life. I’m always forgetting to turn my ringer off and getting a random mom text because she had the day off and somehow didn’t realize that everyone else was still at work. We call my mum Nim, an affection shortening of Nimrod.

Nope. You don’t owe anyone the right to be their bitch buddy. I know how much that shit poisons your brain. Hating and bitching is exhausting - and listening to others do it is the same, but with the added torture of, “You can do nothing to help.”

That IS crazy. Condoms under the bed would be the least likely indication of pregnancy.

OMG, I’m sorry, that’s so weird. I always assumed that once you’ve passed the point where you could end up a teen parent, the less they hear, the better for them. I think my parents would die if I started discussing my sex life.

We need more solutions like this.

I don’t think anyone should flame anyone for wanting a once-a-week check-in with their child, away from home for the first time, who is probably still, literally, a teenager. This woman was getting her 5-10 minute check-in once a week and still wasn’t happy.

Yeah, I don’t see the point, myself. Yelling at a kid is mean - so it’s not really logical to yell at the kid to teach them not to be mean.

I am a huge fan of distracting crying toddlers. There was one near me at a festival, hysterical and I was like, “I know dude....it’s hard right? It’s been a long day, you’re tired....but it’s going to be ok....right? I know buddy...” And his mom is holding him and going all slack from my soothing voice and says, “Are…

Dogs are considered civilians? I wouldn’t have classified a dog as a civilian.

A side note on the dryer thing: When I was young, I saw the movie Firestarter. When (spoiler alert) Heather Locklear dies, there is evidence of a struggle at the dryer. This was meant to indicate that she had been innocently been doing laundry when she was surprised and harmed. But in my child’s mind, it indicated…