You know, I was really like, “Um....no, we don’t really. Stupid girl got in dryer, other stupid girl turned it on, nothing happened, end of story.” Little did I realize how much I really did need the other details until after I had read them.

Wow Kelly........I was at a park with my nephew once and some older girls were mean to him in the sand box. I went over and gave those girls a look indicating that their bullshit had been discovered. And then we went over to the swings, and I pushed him higher than those little bitches could ever think of going by…

Even without the movies, were there not many strange deaths associated with the original tomb opening? I believe a curse was mentioned....

Offense taken.....I’m NOT an old. :(

When did making opportune beaver jokes become a bad thing?

It made you look very Monica Bellucci, which is never bad.

and a hymen, apparently.

Mr Bean has a really sexy natural voice with a very posh accent. I care a little about his love life.

This really pleases me. It’s the perfect solution: you can’t argue reasonably with some people, so why not “argue” by quoting favorite lines of a movie? You’re being just as effective as if you’d really tried to argue, yet offering the troll more frustration and everyone watching greater amusement!

UNfortunately I’d say...

Tell me about it.....I was listening to NPR yesterday and they were referencing something that “might not happen until Obama leaves office in January 2017” and I almost crashed my car. That is sooooo far away! I don’t know how much more of this election I can handle!

I don’t play this game but I was too stressed out before the second paragraph to even keep reading. Good “looking out”.

I bite my thumb at you!

I think it’s his bone structure. His entire body just hangs off those cheekbones.

Why did you have to pu the Kardashian thing in the teaser? I wouldn’t have read this article and would def have appreciated not knowing the earliest possible date that the Kardashians might start to fade for at least a couple more years.

I thought it was a given that 75% of the draw of Bond movies was the Girls. That's why we can switch Bonds so much, he's like a Ken doll, very generic. The Bond Girls have cool names, and fun outfits and specific skills....way more entertaining!

I definitely just puked in my mouth a little. Different strokes!

Yeah, they are and they usually look like goblins or trolls. But it’s cool, cause they’re still a miracle and that’s beautiful.

Actually, I believe she is saying she used to feel that way and then:

My “Aha Moment” came courtesy of (I believe) Kirsty Alley in response to liking yourself for who you are, “Wait a minute, when did I decide that being a fat, unhealthy person was who I really am?”