Also, I hope they grow up and get married, because that’s cute.

I didn’t have email until after high school. We didn’t have cell phones. I thank God every day. I know I would have been that chubby, anti-social girl who someone convinced to send nudes and they’d have been all over the school.

Is it weird that I like Noomi just because my childhood nickname was Nooni?

Watching that trailer made me want to start smoking again. Thanks Brad.

Lately, everyone I know calls their great grandma Gigi!

I'm Team Vomit.

I feel ya Beibs. Can you imagine trying to sing while a stadium is clapping off beat? It would be like trying to count with a thousand people repeating their phone numbers.

Weird, I always thought Adele was like Taylor Swift and wore all that makeup all the time because she was plain and mousy without it. But nope, evidently she just likes the look cause she’s awful pretty without it.

As a serious animal lover, the main reason I hate vegans is that they are more committed to their values than I am. It’s not that I love meat so much that I can’t give it up, it’s that it’s fucking hard to avoid animal products. And they are holding with their values and doing it, while I’m sitting here eating fried…

NO shit? Did you try to do it? I have recurring dreams about battling the possessed, so I actually downloaded the rite and read it to sort of fuel my dreams (and let’s face it, prepare, just in case - the way you plan for the zombie apocalypse).

Good call - anyone who would dress up any of their possession like human testes is obviously insane. Those trucknuts are gag-inducing.

Gotcha - but still...I think my point was more that I don’t think people generally think of Mormon missionaries performing exorcisms. Like, the quote was funny to me the way it would be if someone was a Candy Striper in the hospital and someone asked them to perform brain surgery and the Candy Striper wrote, “As a…

Yeah, I was just talking about movies. But I guess also I was talking about Catholicism. I think what you forwarded is one of the reasons that only priests are supposed to perform them, and only once the Vatican has confirmed the person is possessed. The church hardly ever (if ever) confirms a real possession, so…

As a missionary, you don’t really get called to perform exorcisms like you would see in movies

Exactly, she was just at work for the day. And it’s not like it’d be better to be barefoot, you’d tear your feet up.

So what, we're just not even going to mention the irritating name? I'm going home.

Well color me totally forgetful. I was picturing rice powder facials and saunas and shit. I totally did not even think about the crazy urban culture.

Yeah, but when we did it, we weren't building an image on which our future livelihoods would be staked. :(

I’d classify that as “something wrong” for sure!

I need a Halloween gang. I wear chunky black shoes with white foldover socks and my co-worker calls me Elaine. Elaine is an icon, I need to be Elaine next year.