I caught my 4 year old nephew looking suspicious and trying to sneak past me. I stopped him and questioned him and he wouldn’t talk. He just looked so guilty. So I got serious and told him he was worrying me and that he needed to tell me right away what he had been doing.

I too, do not dry my hair with a dryer. I put in Balanced Guru No Frizz oil when it’s soaking wet, then wrap it up in the original micro fiber hair turban thing for a while. Then when I take it out, I let it dry a little more, then divide it in half and twist both pieces and pin them to the top of my head.

I know I read Kim washed her hair about every five days which is what I do and I think my hair is awesome.

Yeah, I love makeup, but I still want to be recognizable as Gunga.

Thanks for this, it makes a lot more sense now. Not that it’s a great situation still, but being reported for being here illegally and being reported for attempted fraud are different.

I asked my 3 year old nephew who his favorite in The Goonies was. He thought carefully and then answered, “The little ‘i’.”

I wrote to Pat Buchanan when I was 6 because he was leaving the show Crossfire. He wrote me back, sent me White House souvenirs, and let me know that the next time he saw the President, he would let him know that he had my full support.

Well he wasn’t the one sitting around with BALLS written on his forehead......

I like the first two Mummy movies a whole lot. And I liked Garden State. I didn’t think it was genius, but I really enjoyed it. Plus, it had, “Mark....he’s a knight.” “He’s just a fast food knight.”

I smell like sausages? Jesus Christ guys, why didn't somebody say something?

And then, wasn’t the girl that was supposed to be trying to steal Mark, actually trying to steal Bridget? God I hated that movie.

The movies don’t even count to me. I am that classic asshole that only like “real literature,” but I devoured those books (I even read Bridget Jones Guide to Life) and the second movie was horse shit. The first one was pretty good, but fuck the second. Where were all the Jane Austen references??

But I do feel bad in that scene. Terrible bad. Wait, I’m thinking of the Alien-Ripley baby that she kills in Alien Resurrection. I love that movie and Ron Perlman is HAF in it. So is Sigourney Weaver. I think they just might be hot in everything though.

You know, I feel like that about a lot most of these. Do I believe that Sara risked getting sued by an angry bitch just to get revenge for a co-worker? If it was “accidentally” poured in her lap, I might buy it - but over her head? Naw.....

Valid - but I mean especially more recently, the whole idea of being too drunk to consent is pretty much forefront. I mean, even in my 20’s, I kind of felt the same way - you get hammered and make bad choices, they are YOUR bad choices. I was not sexually assaulted but had a very scary thing happen to me once and felt…

Jesus.......that’s just awful. Washing your hair??

Burn....

Except that first one.......what kind of mother capitulates to a monster that just spit on her child??

Yes! They were like the feminist icons of my youth. Wtf happened?

We should have know after that I'll Stand by You song, it was a little too Stand by Your Man.