Now complete the ruin of your day by thinking about all the half hours of swimming you missed as a child due to a misguided fear of drown-level cramping. Fuuuuuuck.

I don't know what shocks me more: her views, or the idea that she seems to be genuinely shocked that not everyone agrees. Where has she been for the past 5 years?

I feel like it should be required reading for all members of the media. Like you have to review Shade Court rulings for a total of six weeks before your initial attempt at usage. Or have to have guessed the correct ruling 5 times in a row.

Welcome to my world....wait - Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford or actual Joan Crawford? Eh...I guess it doesn’t really matter.

I’m trying to figure out how many vehicles it would take and the amount of bother involved in getting 13 men from Beverly Hills to downtown LA in the wee hours of the morning. I’m not at all saying I don’t believe her, but I would think after car pooling for 35 minutes they’d have run out of steam and decided to call…

No, they like drop hairspray into rabbit eyes and shit like that. I’m wishy -washy on even doing medical testing on animals, I don’t know enough about it to argue about it, but I do know that we don’t need cosmetics and that it is super fucked up to torture animals to this purpose.

I am thank you!!

Ditto.........I don’t want to put in percent instead of % - it’s a technical document! Also, I want to wear my Loot Crate HYDRA pendant every day and a skirt printed to look like you can see my undies clad butt through it occasionally. And dress up on Halloween!

That’s how I feel. That skirt is hideous and if the Ashley Madison hack has taught us anything, it’s that modern America doesn’t have a leg to stand on when it comes to the sanctity of marriage.

Just because her parents raised her that way, doesn’t mean she can’t show exceptional courage and make her own decisions. I was raised to believe that you didn’t really count till you’d snagged a man and nailed him down with some progeny. And let’s just say, at 37, I remain among those that don’t count. Not that I am…

Nah.....I had my gallbladder out last month and had a gross bag outside my body attached to my bile duct. It’s kind of yellow/green when there’s a couple drops, but it’s real dark when you get a lot of it together.

This is my third fav GWB moment.

I once took a young beagle to Mardi Gras. We had to stop every block to take off acquired necklaces, she got so many they’d act like a cone of shame.

She should try to auction it to that place that that collects all those type things. Is it Golden Nugget maybe? They buy BVM toast and shit like that.

I think it would be incredible to go into each investigation thinking, “But what if this one is real?” I’d wear nice outfits all the time, meet up with handsome older academics, and live my life like a Dan Brown movie.

So......apparently the girl was suicidal (I guess there’s a possibility she had a strange disease that could only be cured by DL’s specific vocal tones, but let’s be realistic) but being called fat by a famous person cause her more pain than ever in her life?

I was singing Yentl last night and got the same reaction from my dog. I told him I’m no Streisand but it didn’t matter.

Thank you for that. I don’t know that anyone has ever come so close to displaying my total personal reaction.

We all know fatties are evil.....look at Santa.....judging children for their parents’ lack of discipline and proper behavior management techniques.