Dude, they have smart media people - they know that there are millions of fat people who are desperate to be thin at all costs. The people that buy sketchy mail order drugs and do crazy “cleanses.”

My gray comes and goes. And there’s nothing more disappointing than having the most brilliant comment and accompanying pic or gif and NO ONE SEES IT.

Honestly, I think if someone told me they had raped children both foreign and domestic, I wouldn’t be talking to his boss, but going straight to the FBI. I don’t even know if they handle that shit, but just informing his sponsor seems a little weak.

“They say she’s young, I should’ve waited, she a big girl, dog, when she’s stimulated.”

This guy’s level of both his own personal importance and the place of nail polish in the hierarchy of not just cosmetic, but nation-wide importance is just a teensy bit off.

I got a small bottle of Patron for my birthday - after the booze was gone, I used the bottle as a RenFest prop.

That was super fucking disappointing. How many times in my life am I gonna let hoverboards do this to me?

Omg, but remember being 17 and totally thinking you were grown? I cringe when I remember how fully adult I assumed I was. That's why it's so scary, they can't see what babes they still are.

But also to relay the seriousness of the situation. You tell me you can’t find your 17 year old and there is no suggestion of kidnapping and I’m gonna roll my eyes and remind you what 17 is like. But a child who may be suffering from a break dow, be exceptionally vulnerable to making extremely bad decisions, and/or…

I effing love this because you’re like me 10 years ago. Once you’re on that path, it just gets better. I think it’s a sure sign of poor self image when girls surround themselves with people they don’t really like.

I’m in Michigan too, and I didn’t go outside all last weekend because it was nauseating out. I don’t take my dogs anywhere when it’s like this, unless it’s at night or a drive thru. I’d have smashed the windows and be damned.

Yeah, I like real fur on actual animals, like my dog, cause he’s warm and soft and plushy. But putting skinned animal parts on me is not appealing. Especially since there are lovely fake plushy furs you can use for stuff.

Kangaroo fights are terrifying. There’s another where one kangaroo puts his opponent in a sleeper hold and straight takes him down.

As long as they are not diet-y.

OK, I totally agree with that. I usually don’t go there with my thinking, as I don’t have either, but you’re very right.

the bride feels that it is her right to confront someone about their lack of gift

Lucky me to just be naturally a mermaid, I’ll never be that skilled with makeup, nor that creative. I’m still trying to find lipstick shades that don’t make my face somehow uglier. But I really love that wig and want one.

I was totally this girl - which is why I feel fully justified in deriding them now.

The Miller High Life Girl is the coolest. I want that outfit.

Especially don’t go ahead and just EAT THE REST. Good lord!!