Agreed - I’m not giving hugs to strangers either. That’s how you get head lice.

I know someone who is married to a guy with a glass eye. And one night, they got really drunk and in the morning.....it wasn’t to be found anywhere. They are home owners and do have a pet, but they never did find it.

I’d say “God Damn Both of Them” but since I’ve been hovering around 25 for the last 12 years, I’m in no position to complain. I’ll keep it up another 10 years and then marry a Khal.

Love your privilege ladies, sadly I can’t really grow armpit hair. It’s too sparse and faint. I could probably pluck them. Boo.

This is me, too. My brother and I were running late to the first showing of Batman Forever and we got a flat tire. I was 16, he was 14, we had never changed a tire but figured it out and got back on the road within probably 5 minutes. The only time I’ve ever had trouble was trying to get the damn spare off a minivan…

I watched the video before I read the text and had already decided to comment that it was literally the greatest thing.

I would be terrified. I’ve seen that video where one kangaroo straight chokes another one out. Kangaroo fights give me nightmares and that IS a big boy.

I went to a Christmas party once and some over-done, 45+ metro evidentially ordered his shirt online cause he didn’t know how to wear it. He hadn’t folded the cuffs back and was using 4 cuff links. When this was pointed out, he turned a lovely shade of burnt sienna and tried to claim that “everyone” was wearing it…

Ah...that makes sense. Thanks!

Bosses who keep giving in to bitches are perpetuating the problem. I’ll bend over backwards for someone who is nice, but if you’re going to be a bitch, I’m gonna make you pay for everything.

Has it always been like that? My dad ran it several years ago and I don’t remember him being lucky to get a spot. I am not doubting you, just trying to figure out if his situation was different.

I literally thought I was the only fake child of NDT......

Or if you only have woolen bikinis.

But they have such pretty outfits......

Yeah, either that or they’ll be like, “Look a manatee! Oh....never mind...it’s just Gunga....”

Chubby mermaids.

to force Mel Gibson to fight in the Thunderdome.

George Miller also produced both Babe movies and directed the sequel.

I watched Taylor Swifts video right before this and the (yup, Imma use it) juxtaposition of the two is the best thing that’s happened to me all day.

I think this is so adorable because I could never have imagined your editor would tell you to suck it up. We’re not animals here. But I thought that even before I knew who your editor was. It’s nice when someone whose career you’ve followed proves they still rock.