This article reminds me very much of the yeast problem I had last year. I had Candida overgrowth in my stomach that caused such horrible bloating and pain, it put me off food. It’s taken me like 6 months to get back to a point where I want to eat instead of treating meals like a dental checkup.

Not even that...the nip was covered. She just showed a little more than what we see with a bikini.

Jon Favereau came to the pet store I worked at when I was 18, in ‘97. We had a very small fish section and when I didn’t know what filter he needed for his specific setup, he was really mean about it. He had a couple people with him and went all, “Isn’t it your job to know? Why are you even here?”

I used to do their little chant to do better at bowling. And I’m not even into bowling....I would just go with my dad and brother sometimes.

OMG, I so badly wanted to be part of a witchy, goth, girl-gang.

I feel like there’s a difference between having an event planner help you with your event and having a wedding planner help with your event. Like, all the weddings that I was part of or have helped with, the venue usually has a planning staff. I would say that yeah, everyone needs an event planner. You will die if you…

No, it’s true. L. West who used to write on Jezebel went on NPR, Maybe This American Life, after one of her trolls contacted her to apologize and the guy was brave enough to talk about it on the radio. He basically said that he was really unhappy with himself and fatter than he had ever been and it infuriated him that…

I had an outpatient procedure that required me to be totally out. I didn’t have any stitches or incisions, and the next day I was fine. But the day after that, I was struck with severe body aches - like 10 times worse than the flu. I tried Advil and then some prescription strength Motrin and it didn’t help. This was…

Some of the most intelligent and real race commentary I’ve heard has been from Chris Rock, a very wealthy, well-spoken man who is routinely pulled over by cops for no reason.

Also, I feel like we haven’t seen SRE be properly and publicly repentant. I believe this author is the same one who has been writing on this since it began and if so, this is literally the first one that didn’t, at some point, reference the fact that she herself got the story wrong originally. She didn’t try to hide…

Let me tell you, when it happens, you feel fucking amazing. You instantly get a kind of glowing aura and your hair is shinier.

See!! This is why we need the reverse italics sarcasm font. I am forever appending comments to people with, “I am not being facetious, I am really serious.”

And honestly, I don’t remember the baby’s name either, nor do I remember what all my co-workers name their kids. I also think it’s respectful to not try to make the baby famous as well, referring to her as “your girl” might be preferable to potentially making the kid into a household name. AND I asked a Bridgett I…

First, my Mum is the nicest. She’s that girl in high school that gets away with being a sweetheart and everyone likes her. I’ve never seen her be mean to someone, but she is not a pushover.

morbidly sexist

My siblings and I used to watch this really horrible movie Ski Patrol all the time.

I was literally coming to the comments just to say that whoever officialdowney is, she must feel like a fucking rockstar right now.

Ramirez should “think of the children.”

The Mothman scares me more than anything else. I don’t know why.

That makes sense then. The only reason I feel ok paying people to touch my feet is that it’s a good chunk of change. I’d feel bad paying someone only like $20 to do all that work.