If you know of one who has played through all of Assassin’s Creed Syndicate, as Whitaker has, I’m all ears. His credentials are not merely his expertise in British history but also his expertise in video games.

Thanks to Geomancer, we can finally say that it would be 90.47 Bison dollars

Wow, Sharp really did Famicom hardware better than Nintendo, hands down. So cool. I’d heard of the Famicom Titler, but never seen it before...didn’t know it was made by Sharp. My favorite Famicom is the Sharp Twin Famicom (a.k.a. TwinFami) AN-500R. I want one so bad. :D

or add a map pack or something for money. Charge people for new content goes down way easier than charging them for the content they already have.

Think of it this way.

This is reverse equality.

Using the term “political correctness” unironically is an inherentily reductive statement. Please don’t expect people to think you want serious discourse when you open by basically quoting Donald Trump.

Why should it be out of place before a game?

When people have a hard time finding a safe space, a sign promising somebody made any attempt at all to provide them with a safe space is a huge fucking relief.

“POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS RUNNING RAMPANT, IT’S AN OUTRAGE!”

You’d be very hard pressed to find too many Catholics who are actually fans of Medieval Catholicism.

Unfortunately there are zero believers in an Oxford comma, apparently.

Don’t jump into conclusions, it might be he just breath through his six-pack

Sounds like they threw some backstory in there to try and back up the reason they all wear black. Oh no, it’s not because we’re trying to make them appeal to fujoshi... No, of course not...

Where do I get to sign up for a place where the official battle gear is a bare chested mancake?

But the game works right? Runs smooth? And according to your reviewer is one of his favs. Patches aren’t going anywhere that’s for sure and like it or not we are lucky to have them. Witcher would be complete shit without its almost 20 gigs of patches.

It’s easy to make comparisons like this, but there’s a very big difference between games from 1991 and games from 2015.

With the size of some of these day one updates they really need to implement some kind of “patch pre-load”.

Funny how this company appears to have totally missed the context that makes this so shitty.

Death Note is nearly a decade old. Evangelion just had its 20th Birthday.