The highest honor possible
A 21 crotch-grab salute.

Does this mean you're looking for a new IES? Perhaps one in a swarthy Judeo-Grecian model?

I'm sorry, I thought said jargon had entered the public consciousness with Spore. Guess I grossly overestimated!

Siiiiiimpsons
Borrowed plotlines? Sure. But did anybody notice the PROCEDURAL ANIMATION on the smiley face vomit/blood? The Simpsons are totally in the 21st century!
Also, that Swedish bikini model has a puffy tail!

What I'd Like Is I'd Like To Hug And Kiss Ya
I definitely got my musical tastes from my parents, more specifically my father (as it was often him who was putting on music and then, much to my chagrin, plugging in a microphone to sing along to the tunes). Tom Petty, Dire Straits, Bruce Springsteen, U2, even some jazz…

To be slightly more fair
Danny Gokey's grandfather died this week, so he wasn't around as much to practice, and that probably explains why the judges kinda coddled him this round.

These are a few of my favorite things…
"Young Frankenstein" is the critical darling, but my Brooks vehicle of choice is "Blazing Saddles." "Mongo only pawn in game of life" has to be one of the funniest lines in the history of comedy.

Danny Gokey: Hero?
Did anybody catch Gokey's smug look at Simon when Seacrest revealed he was safe? It was an obvious "Haha, eat shit Cowell the American public loves me despite your misgivings."

"Iris" by The Goo Goo Dolls
Ah, seventh grade. After another awkward "hands on her hips, avoid eye contact at all cost, sway slowly" dance with a girl I'd had a crush on for a while, my guy pals encouraged me to ask her out. "She's totally into you man!" So I guided her outside the auditorium, where I proposed the…

I Disagree
I actually thought this was the best Simpsons episode of the season so far. For one thing, the "mountain bikes entrapment" a couple people have mentioned was the first appearance of Superintendent Chalmers, so there was a nice full circle deal.

Showing Their Hand
When they brought up Megan and Kris, anybody with a reasonable amount of deductive logic could tell it had to be Kris. If Megan had been chosen, then the two remaining girls would have been automatically gone (one man, one woman, next highest vote getter), which would've made for stupid television.

GOOD GOD
Sophia Loren looks like an old leather jacket.

Welp
The Internet is going berserk over George Carlin not getting a nod during the death montage.

WHERE THE FUCK
WAS DON LAFONTAINE?!

I was rooting for Tatiana to get knocked out. But once they kept cutting to her room right before commercial breaks and made it look like she was getting cut, I knew for sure that she wouldn't.
The sooner she's gone, the better.

Meh
I thought the first episode felt too much like "HEY HERE ARE THE GUYS WHO ARE GOING TO PICK UP THE SLACK WHEN BRAFF AND REYES LEAVE!" than anything else. Getting-to-know-you episodes have worked in seasons past of Scrubs (heck, Keith's first appearance in My Intern's Eyes has him not even talking for the majority…

Best Costume
My best costume has been, by far, a Duffman costume. I went all out on that sucker, beer belt, embroidered hat, the works. It's stupidly recognizable, nobody couldn't figure out who I was. The best part was at the party I attended that year was also a Kool-Aid Man, so whenever we bumped into each other…

Best n Worst
My first live concert is still my best live concert: Bruce Springsteen at Flushing Meadows on my 18th birthday during the Rising Tour (2003). We had seats in the rafters and watched Rock and Roll Gospel being performed, complete with slightly crazed long-haired hippy down below twirling around, always at…

Not to ruin anybody's fun…
But this is an old video, like, two years old at least. The fact that the video was added in March of this year suggests it wasn't in fact aired today.

Oh dear…
So he'll happily endorse butter, but TO HELL with getting inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame?